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“Look, Joe. These Belmonts. Every 100 years or so they defeat the Lord of Darkness. They do it with whips and swords, Joe, I’ve seen them do it. It’s the most beautiful thing. I couldn’t do it. Maybe Barron. But it’s the people that resurrect Dracula, Joe. These people are sick.”
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Pragmata's probably still my GOTY, but Mina the Hollower's a very close second (and it's honestly more tightly designed). Such a wealth of stuff to do, secrets to discover, and mechanics to synergistically play around with! Highly, *highly* recommended.

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and i swear it's not just because of the fact that it can run on a potato and looks like a glorified 8bit game while still mogging like 99% of all aaa games although that is certainly part of it

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Just discovered this guy who reviews *checks notes* canned fish, with his dog and surprisingly comedic camera work. Extraordinary algorithm pull. I'm instantly enthralled. youtube.com/@TinnedFishRevie…
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realistic representation of spanish moms
This indie dev is making a game where you play as a mum steering a flying flip flop to smack deserving targets - Ragdoll physics and bullet time - From petty crooks to tax-dodging billionaires - Unlock footwear with unique powers It's called Flip-Flop Fury. Would you play this?
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Sam retweeted
There are a whole lot of people on my feed who don’t understand how net worth works, and it bothers me. I maintain that the greatest threat to humanity as a species is economic illiteracy.
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It's June 2026. I still think about Richie Faulkner's solo in 'Invincible Shield'.
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And the dual solo outro, of course.
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brb scrolling this account for the rest of the week
Vintage Baby Yeet Machine ($25)
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OoT fanboys aren't sending their best, are they? 😂
Replying to @Spainkiller
Fuck you nigger
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Absolutamente increíble. Lo que hoy ha hecho Barcelona se recordará mucho tiempo. La Sagrada Familia, Gaudí y los que durante 140 años han creído en ello, lo merecían.

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Man, don't tell me this is not the greatest face in cinema history. I don't want to hear it.
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Another reason why Mina The Hollower is pretty GOATed: It drains, like, NO Steam Deck battery whatsoever. Yeah, I know this ain't exactly Cyberpunk 2077 with path tracing on or anything, but, still: I've never had sessions this long on this machine. Bliss.

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People have said the same about changing the combat in, say, Final Fantasy or Yakuza. It was unwarranted then, and it's even more unwarranted now. The "feel" you're describing is just your nostalgia speaking. Nostalgia turned insecurity towards the new and unknown. A defensive reaction that makes you want something to be the same. Sameness is safe. It felt good then, so it'll feel good now. But we know what actually decent Zelda combat looks like now. We've all played BotW and TotK. Why not build on their heights instead of going back to a rose-tinted past long left behind? Besides: the Z-targeting system was born out of compromise. It was a concession. Nintendo weren't familiar enough with 3D design yet to comfortably implement more dynamic combat. Plus, the system helped them save on a jump/dodge button in certain contexts as well. Those compromises are no longer necessary now that Nintendo have mastered movement and combat in three dimensions. There's no real reason to go back to Z-targeting — which, let's be honest, turns combat into a slow, boring, Simon Says-like minigame — apart from catering to the aforementioned nostalgia. Take a good, honest look at the evolution of 3D Zelda combat (from fighting Darknuts in Wind Waker to taking down Lynels in the Switch's duology) and then tell me that Z-targeting would still "feel" better in a game in 2026. Go on, I dare you. You don't actually want Z-targeting. You just don't want your memories of Ocarina to be tainted. And I get it, change is scary. But the only way to get the kind of art that makes Ocarina-like memories possible, is to demand what's best, not what's familiar.

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Because it wouldn't feel like OoT anymore without it! Thats like changing the story!
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yes I know the metroid prime games wouldn't work without what's essentially z-targeting but that's neither here nor there, shush
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I think what really gives quotes like these a sinister undertone is the fact that the Sandbox/Player freedom design isnt really an artistic movement, but rather an economic one It is the natural development of games as an effective commodity, and you can smell it
This is deadass the worst thing any developer has ever said about their own series
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No, I’m not amused by the announcement of another Ocarina of Time remake. This Switch 2 strategy of “let’s just remake N64 classics that defined 3D gaming 30 years ago” is exactly the kind of mind-numbingly safe, boring and corporate BS that is antithetical to peak Nintendo.

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It worked for the (3)DS as a way to reel people in and show off the tech, but on a flagship platform like the Switch 2 it just reeks of complacency. Now, if they give it the FF7 remake treatment and make it a fundamentally different experience, I’m all in, but they won’t.
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“pls allow us to show you a live demo of our thumb wrestling minigame immediately after announcing a new damn xenoblade title” is exactly the hilariously, ass-backwardsly random bs that makes nintendo unbeatable tbh
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Just Hugh Laurie eloquently destroying another clueless "journalist". What a perfect start to the week.
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