I do law stuff, Native Texan, Jewess, sports crazy, musician. ALLY.
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The @CityOfDallas is a #Pride city. Photo credit @josephhaubert. He does beautiful work. Check him out. Happy Pride, Dallas!
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I wore out countless Van Halen 1984 tapes. And I was a master at this particular skill.
Today in 1985, you were able to save this cassette by using a Bic with the acuity of a neurosurgeon.
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Sometimes I block liberals who are just as bat shit crazy as Cons.
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Texas Cons are racist AF. I'm sorry this dude had to learn the hard way.
Mohamed Hussein went to the Texas Republican convention to convince himself he had a place in the GOP.
He left in tears. What he found was a party that didnβt want him, that told him to leave the country.
via @RenzoDowney @TexasTribune:
texastribune.org/2026/06/15/β¦
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Well, shit. They lost a B-52 at Edwards. It's nothing but a black debris field. No way anyone survived that. So sad.
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Most rednecks have justified Greg Abbott's pardon of convicted murderer Daniel Perry in 2024, and yet they call themselves 'peaceful'. In response to that said pardon, as one news headline put it, 'Texas Governor Abbott's Chilling Message: Laws Are Not For Conservatives To Obey'.
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Goodbye, @paramountplus.
Giving a platform to human trash calling Michelle Obama a man isnβt going to cut it in our home.
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NEW: Texas middle schoolers could be taught about a Christian revolutionary war movement that never existed. The so-called βBlack Robe Regimentβ is a favorite myth of Christian nationalists such as David Barton, who is advising a massive curricula overhaul texasmonthly.com/news-politiβ¦
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These quotes are real.
While Dan Patrick spends his time deciding who is Christian enough, patriotic enough, or worthy enough, Texans are worried about paying bills, finding affordable housing, and making sure their kids have strong public schools.
The Lieutenant Governor's job is to solve problems.
It's time for leadership focused on Texans.
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Remember, @callygingrich is a homewrecking whore. So is @SenSusanCollins.
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You first, Dan. Who knows what's in his heart, but you don't have to look hard to see that @DanPatrick's entire political life is a lie worthy of damnation. Using a fake name & a stream of tired old AM radio BS, he endorses & promotes fellow liars, adulterers, crooks, & creeps.
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Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick says James Talarico is βgoing to Hellβ:
βIβve never seen so much blasphemy from anyone running for officeβ¦ Heβs going to Hell, for sure.β
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Who wore it better: Callista Gingrich or the Sydney Opera House
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It's all about the grift.
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Either youβre a moron or youβre a retard. You get excited that the White House has become a circus, meanwhileβ¦.
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The White House was built to serve the American people.
Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.
The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.
They did not fight a revolution for this.
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This is:
- Lindsey Graham and the sons he adopted last night
- Lindsey's Make-A-Wish request
- Lindsey's new congressional interns
- Lindsey right before he fainted and had to be revived with smelling salts and hugs
- Due to inflation, Lindsey and his roommates
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Gee, @LindseyGrahamSC, I didn't picture you a muscleman kinda homo. Did they get to see your lady bugsπππππππ? #MAGAIsGayπ³οΈβπ
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Erm...how do you deliberately sabotage a reflecting pool with algae?
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