Might have learned how to swim. Never taught how to drown
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27 Jul 2022
If Modern Baseball ever reunites. Iโd pay ungodly amounts of money to be there.
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Excl: ZACK SNYDER to write and direct a remake of John Carpenter's ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. hollywoodreporter.com/moviesโฆ
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Itโs Pride Month!! You know what that means:
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May 30
6 years ago David Guetta ended Racism
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god all the shitty cgi monsters are the monsters in that fucking space chess game from a new hope Dave filoni truly must die
Itโs like watch a turd fight the germs in a toilet lol ๐๐๐๐
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May 14
Next exit, Gotham... Welcome. ๐ฆ๐ฆ
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May 13
The Boys actually is borderline unwatchable. The weird dog sex jokes, the way all the characters are just talking in rooms, the boys and starlight being the most wanted terrorists in America but getting into every vought building with no issue, endless conversations about love between characters weโve already established are in love, endless conversations about how butcher is bad and hughie is upset. The second to last episode of the entire show feels like a mid season slop episode. Im so disappointed lol.
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You can tell there was a lot of stuff cut from the first draft of the script because these episodes have no logical continuity at all.
Like how do you end your previous episode on a cliffhanger and the next one begins with a dance number and completely different subplot?
soโฆ he just went home after this?? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญor are #theboys as fast as A-Train now
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May 14
The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things
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May 6
Did they use Elliot Page's old pussy to make the eye?
May 5
New look at the Cyclops in Christopher Nolanสผs โTHE ODYSSEY.โ
In theaters July 17.
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Eric Kripke reacts to evangelical leaders praising a gold statue of Trump in the same week as people praised to a gold statue of Homelander in โTHE BOYSโ.
โSeriously, what the fuck?โ
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May 7
And we wonder why people arenโt buying tickets @WWE
Youโve legit priced out your fans with garbage like this.
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May 4
begging y'all to tell me what the movie is about
New clip from โTHE MANDALORIAN & GROGUโ.
In theaters on May 22.
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Bill Simmons has a pretty stellar hiring history across two websites but unfortunately all of that good is outweighed by his bringing Kevin O'Connor into our lives
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The Truman show was nominated for 3 Oscars.
This garbage was nominated for 13 :
Laura Linney said that in THE TRUMAN SHOW she played Trumanโs wife Hannah Gill as a ruthless actress who gets a pay rise every time she lands a product placement or sleeps with Truman. Her manic cocoa pitch is literally her chasing a bonus.
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Apr 22
โwhy are they asking the actorsโ well probably because they signed up to help whitewash a serial pedophile for a paycheck
Colman Domingo and Nia Long speak on why "Michael" doesn't touch child molestation claims.
๐ฅ: NBC
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Apr 7
No he didn't. ๐๐๐
Apr 7
CM Punk reportedly went off script last night and cut a promo from the heart instead.
(via PWlnsider)
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Is this her real face or is this AI?
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Adam Friedland made MJF break character and playing the Undertaker ๐
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Apr 3
Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table
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