I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
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18 Feb 2025
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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Becoming a dentist solely to make an office called the Plaquerooms.
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Men: “if I can’t forcefully rape my wife 2-3 times per week, then what is even the point of holy matrimony???” At this point, I think most of you genuinely hope your wife doesn’t enjoy having sex with you ever. Insanity.
I don’t need to get into it as many married men have their own personal minefields to navigate in this regard but the only real response to these legitimately insane ideas is “Would it seriously kill you to just lie back and spread your legs for 10 minutes 2-3 times per week?”
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Lmao same
Jun 14
unfortunately only the opposite has ever happened to me
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No, what you’re describing when you say “lie back and take it” is rape. And it is incredibly traumatic. You want to be able to rape your wife. That’s what you’re saying.
“Lie back and take it”…you know we’re not talking about waterboarding or something like that, right? It’s sex with your husband. For most people, even if they aren’t particularly in the mood for it, they still don’t view it as this horrifying ordeal. That’s something unique to a very specific and atypical type of woman.
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Men love writing incel fanfic on Reddit, my goodness. Everything about this post is laughable
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She’s right. It’s called ‘What Keeps You Alive’ (2018) and it’s fantastic
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Just saw Obsession in theaters for a second time…nobody out here keeping cinema alive like Nicole and I
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Unfortunately, that expensive Colorescience tinted sunscreen is worth every penny… like I’ve stopped wearing foundation altogether. It’s that good.
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Wearing this to Costco to fuck up some samples on a Saturday morning >>>>>
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🎵 it’s the best day of the year 🎵
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Disclosure Day was fun, but the funniest part was anytime Emily Blunt was on screen, my bestie would lean over and be like “omg that’s LITERALLY YOU!!!” 😂🥰
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Rih is my actual sister. Please donate to her legal fund if you are able:
venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Kelver
Jun 9
Rihanna Kelver defended herself exactly the way we're told responsible gun owners should.
The neo-fascist who attacked her walked free.
She faces 15 years.
Silence is a position. Rights are not privileges.
New Blog Post from Arm the Dolls ⬇️
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Friends refuse to let me hide in my house all day any longer, so they’re taking me to see Disclosure Day
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Jun 11
My mayor lobstah
My bagelsaurus with schmear
My good will hunting
Celtics next year
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That’s a proud father, right there
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Mom, can you pick me up? Yeah… apparently my Richard Knickson shirt wasn’t quite the vibe
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Something pretty traumatic happened to me recently at an event w/friends. I initially thought I was fine, bc I got lucky and these things happen to women. But the gravity of it all sunk in, and I’m not really ok. Sry if I’m less fun for a bit, just processing/putting it behind me
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For the love of god, it’s cast, not casted… having an account dedicated to film and continuously using the wrong word is embarrassing
Jun 8
define ‘perfectly casted’
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