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Everything in Africa is operated by slaves, dumb fuck
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I'm going to explain this as simply as I can. For all of you thinking Elon Musk suddenly has a trillion dollars to spend, pay attention. You own a home. It's worth $however much. Your home has contents. They're insured for $however much. You have a 401k. It's valued at $however much. You have a savings account and a checking account. They each have $however much in them. You have other assets. A couple of credit cards with $30k limits. A Lawn mower. Wood chipper. A boat. A car, maybe two or three. Suddenly, on paper, you're a millionaire. All of those assets combined are your total net worth. But you have $1,800 in your checking account and the bills are due. You don't feel like a millionaire, but you are... on paper. That's the same thing with Elon Musk. Hope this helps.
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Jun 11
You mean to tell me that the @nyknicks are one game away from the title, and the fans lost their minds and rioted in and outside of Bryant Park over ONE LOSS? Not sure which fan base has the worst human beings... NYers or Philly.
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Jun 11
So they bought a new house and car, and didn't spend a penny on his defense? Smart.
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Jun 5
The halls of power are naturally attractive to psychopaths
Jun 4
Why do the worst people in this country all want to join Congress?
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Jun 4
She wrote the prompt herself. Nobody else wants to see that
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May 31
Get a load of this dork! Lol. Little fella is feeling tough today. Hahaha!
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May 30
Apparently she's not the only one that frequents it
May 29
James Talarico and his โgirlfriendโ met at a gay bar that she frequents in Austin.
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May 26
So far, the Hilton Garden Inn in Orange Beach is ass. In all of my travels, I've NEVER had to pay a daily parking fee, at any resort, hotel, or condo anywhere. But @HiltonHotels likes to stand out, I guess.
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May 23
Disgusting glutton.
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May 23
Shit's about to pop off somewhere
Domino's Pizza (1.4 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity at 227%. Pizzato Pizza (2.2 miles) also reports high traffic at 167%.
DOUGHCON level is 1 as of Friday evening.
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May 22
Back in the early 90s, I worked at an eyeglass store in the mall as an optician. One of our regular optometrists used to eat the same thing for lunch. Every. Single. Day. Two slices of white bread with a slice of cheese on each and two cheap, bright red hot dogs... those really cheap ones. He was a doctor and ate white trash cheese dogs every single day. And lemme tell ya.... that dude had MONEY. You know why he had money? Because he ate on the cheap and didn't piss it all away trying to look rich.
boomers who spent the 80s and 90s drunk driving from work to cheap restaurants to eat 5$ steak dinners on their way to drunk driving home to their cheap houses bought on one income want me to eat cut up hot dogs on crackers
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May 5
I don't know who needs to hear this, but take it from Gen X... you don't have to put every thought that pops in your head on the internet. Why are y'all so hungry for clicks?
May 5
Liberal on TikTok: โI made a stupid video about the president, the far right found it and posted it on Twitter, and then got me fired from my jobโ
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