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2 May 2024
Teacher: Can you use the word 'hotelier' in a sentence.
Kid: The Marriott is more hotelier than an AirBnB.
Teacher:
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21 Mar 2024
A little spicy existensial self analysis won't hurt you
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Secret to a clean kitchen is kinda simple....Don't. cook. ever.
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"Can't we just be adults for a minute?", I implored whilst hiding in the ball pit.
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I know my mom looks at my instagram story and thinks “why couldn’t he just be gay”
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Jun 14
Dear sleep... sorry we broke up this morning
I want you back
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I don't want to brag, but I’ve stopped counting my achievements and started counting the number of days I’ve lived with integrity.
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Jun 14
Damn I fucking eat alot for someone who expects to wear clothes
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Twitter tip: To get a follow back never ask for a follow back
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A fish wouldn't feed me for a day. I hate fish. Everybody knows this.
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15 Jul 2025
I like that glasses suggest intelligence instead of fucked up eyesight
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Friend: "you're like Marmite"
Me: "you mean people love me or hate me?"
Friend: "no you're fucking salty"
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Jun 14
It’s sexy as fuck when they pay attention to the small details.
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If I hear 'go big or go home' there'll be a cartoon style me shaped hole in the nearest wall before you hear an answer
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21 Feb 2024
Her: "shoot your shot, you never know"
Me, *a Stormtrooper: "this isn't my strong point"
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If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
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Driving would be infinitely more fun if all our cars had Mario Kart style shells and banana skins to deploy
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11 Mar 2025
That feeling when you finish a series and suddenly don't know what to do with your life.... Now what?
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Jun 11
My alone time...Is for everyone's saftey
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