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whereโs Mumm-Ra @ZaslowShow
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starting to think Phil is a bad guy.
Jun 11
Exclusive: Phil Mickelson accused of nonconsensual, inappropriate contact with a female employee at his home course. Following the allegation, he is no longer a member of the club. Our Golf Digest investigation: golfdigest.com/story/phil-miโฆ
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Trae if you get us the 1st seed in the east youโre getting a metro line named after you
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Trae Young:
โThis is the most slept on Iโve been in my whole lifeโฆ Imagine the Wizards as the No. 1 team in the East next year. What people gonna be saying?โ
(via @thepivot, h/t @GregFinberg)
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you know, yall coulda just said noโฆ
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this was me in HS
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Isaac Paredes has hit 100 home runs in his career
He hasnโt gone oppo ONCE ๐คฏ
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Myles Garrett walking in the Rams facility in LA after being in Cleveland for 10 years
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โdid somebody break a window?โ
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Trump: A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually
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This dude was playing golf in Florida a few days after starting a war. Lol.
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HAHAHAHAH. He's posting. MULTIPLE TIMES. Also I have notes on his joke writing. #TheBoys @TheBoysTV
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I am so rocked by this Kyle Busch thing man. This is so sad. What a tragic loss. A legend and truly one of the great characters in motorsports. He always had people talking. RIP Rowdy. Feel for his family that he always showed such incredible love for.
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May 20
Almost every criticism Iโve seen of The Boys season 5 boils down to โWhy didnโt the villain kill everybodyโ and I think you guys are all very stupid
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did โAngelicaโ from the Rugrats kill that name? Iโve never met one.
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May 20
Studies say that Mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from your mother, determines how efficiently the body transforms energy into speed, power and stamina. IJS ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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Mark, you are standing next to the guy who gutted Medicaid, the ACA, and put a conspiracy theorist in charge of HHS.
I canโt think of any one person whoโs done more to destroy healthcare access, and yet there you were with him.
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Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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They already made an American version of The Odyssey and itโs called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
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