Chelsea FC/Frank Lampard fan. That’s all.
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Jun 12
WC noise all over the TL and I am just sitting here smiling and thinking about Xabi Alonso managing Chelsea in less than a month.
This the real summer blockbuster I am waiting for.
May 17
Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.
Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!
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Simon Phillips cooking up the most predictable rumour imaginable. Who could’ve possibly seen that coming?
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea are interested in Alvaro Carreras. @siphillipssport
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Super Frank retweeted
Jun 14
Why is nobody talking about how Arsenal signed Declan Rice for 100m to be a 6 only to decide he doesn't do 6 things well enough to be a 6 so they got Zubimendi for 60m only to decide they still need a 6 so they're in for Bouaddi
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Going forward Hall is great but defensively he has a compelling case for being the worst FB in Europe.
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NT Football is so random and grown men here draw conclusions on the basis of this abomination😭
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The way these guys are hyping this expired medicine of a manager. The fallout will be hilarious😭
I genuinely can't think of a player that Mourinho spoke to and got rejected by, ever.
He has a way of convincing people to ride or die for him. It's incredible how he does it.
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“JackRosser” is your source lmfao
All I need is 7k more followers and you are dumb enough to start quoting me as your source😭😭😭
Jun 14
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he will have “authority over transfers” tho
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Headloss over some “Cucurella”😭😭😭
Jun 14
Buy players relatively young and develop them just to then sell them for less than what they were bought for despite them entering their prime years. Top quality negotiating as usual from these clowns running Chelsea.
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Jun 14
He was exposed against our own team lmfao
The things a bum like Neto did to him…
Jun 14
When people say he's not good defensively, just ask them to name against which team was he badly exposed against a winger
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Jun 14
Generational talent Trent and world class CB Konate leaving on frees to Madrid is calm but selling our declining LB for 50M is feeder club stuff alr man
Jun 14
chelsea genuinely became a feeder club it’s sad what clearlake have done to these guys
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Jun 14
What is your best Cucurella moment at Chelsea??
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Jun 14
Cucurella departure feels like the Ramires one. It was out of nowhere and felt like a pleasant surprise.
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Jun 14
Chilwell needs to give up on this football gimmick and focus on his role as Daredevil
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Jun 14
Add Jose Mourinho and it’s a recipe for disaster
Jun 14
I don’t know what other people think, but Dumfries, Konate, Bernardo Silva & Cucurella isn’t a good transfer window 😂
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Jun 14
A true heir of Roberto Carlos indeed.
Both great in the final third but absolute bums while defending.
Lewis Hall or bust for me. He’s not Cucurella, but he’s top notch, Chelsea academy, and I just want to feel something.
Fuck your English tax, fuck your stats. Bring me back the heir to Roberto Carlos.
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Jun 14
Selling the scrubs in the XI means more. Nailed scrubs like Disasi mean nothing as fate already sealed.
Selling guys like Cucurella, Enzo and Neto means new manager doesn't go through another phase of trying to figure them out and getting sacked before selling.
Jun 14
In what world is Cucurella the first player out of that club
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The fall of La Liga is sad.
The league title isn’t won by the best team anymore. It’s won by whoever manages to be the least dysfunctional for 38 games.
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“One of our best”
“Most consistent”
“Walk in his prime”
What have I just read for an out an out pashun merchant
Jun 14
We're letting one of our best, most consistent defenders walk in his prime just to balance a spreadsheet and hype up a kid.Half our fans are totally blindfolded to the reality of what's happening.This isn't a football club move; it's a textbook CFC LDN brand move. It’s shameless.
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Jun 14
If you want to lock down a winger, Cucurella is fine. But when it comes to build up and crossing, he ain’t it.
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Xabi Alonso has made great moves to start his stint here.
I respect Cucurella a lot for his resilience and mental strength - but his physical and technical shortcomings are too obvious. It's a sale that needed to be made.
I'd happily sell Cucurella. Like I said elsewhere, I respect him for salvaging his career, but he's routinely the worst technical player on the pitch. I'd move him on when his value is still high. Hall is a definitive upgrade, always has been.
Selling Enzo is a no-go.
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Jun 14
Lewis Hall really isn’t the only option out there. His decline in the second half of the season and defensive issues get overlooked because people like him.
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