Just some asshole on the Internet
Joined December 2015
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Grow up
you know what gg it’s over but really quick before I go back to my positivity gimmick
Knicks fans, I just gotta say, y’all have been nothing but miserable little goblins this entire series. Truly the least fun I had with any fanbase.
Thanks to the Thunder, Wolves, and Blazers fans who at the very least earned my respect.
Wish nothing but negativity for you all moving forward. 🩶
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the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭
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She’s hot and they can’t take that away from her
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I ain’t ever seen a nigga jumping for joy doing “the gay voice” like this in my life 🥴
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The Brits have discovered Erewhon
I can’t lie… the food in America is ridiculous.
Everyone talks about portion sizes but nobody talks enough about how GOOD everything tastes.
Even the “quick” food feels elite compared to what I’m used to in the UK.
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I hope somebody gets their ass beat just because now
Makes sense, can't be having those violent criminals in the building
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Why do you have photos of 19 year olds in your phone readily available for moments like this…
How my wife looks at me when I ask for sex after an hour of tongue kissing and over-the-pants-stroking
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Alecia Moore is a black name fwiw
i see why people thought she was black no shade…
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Just remembered pride 2024 when I was on the train and a group of very drunk young gay guys sat near me and one of them asked if I was an ally and I showed them that I was listening to a Kylie Minogue song and they all screamed
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This woman on tiktok is asking if her baby doing this every time she lifts her up is normal, and this comment is sending me 😭
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Because many of them are socially inept
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Why can’t Gen Z handle sharing public spaces with people older? I see this brought up a lot where they act like an older person being at a bar is borderline criminal.
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Close enough
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I’m starting to think people only know two, maybe three adjectives on this
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how carrie bradshaw would look at people she knew from outside restaurant windows
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They charged you $4 for Sprite and $9 for ice
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Aubrey Drake Graham oh it must’ve been serious 😭
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You got what you voted for
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#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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