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Moving to Dubai doesn’t magically switch off UK tax.
I’ve had to step in for far too many people who moved on bad (or no) advice, with zero planning and ended up with six-figure UK tax bills in year one.
Wrong advice. Wrong assumptions. Very expensive mistakes.
Geography ≠ tax planning.
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May 11
I hope Manchester United fans know that if Arsenal wins this league, Man U will be the new banter club.
13 years without the league, 18 years without the UCL is a big shame to any big club regardless of the condition.
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Don’t bother wasting your time. The average Arsenal fan will never agree that a call has gone in their favour unjustly. They are literally the only fan base that do this.
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Arsenal fans, VAR Supported you. You are likely champions now.
Why are you here pretending like you haven’t scored many goals while fouling an opposition keeper or defender this season? You don’t have to pretend. You won. Enjoy.
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I agree with everything said here but I can’t imagine Gary saying this. He’s basically an Arsenal fan at this point
🎙️ Gary Neville on the officiating inconsistency in the league:
“The moment that goal was disallowed, I immediately called someone I know inside PGMOL. I asked him: ‘So what exactly makes this a foul, but the one in United vs Arsenal earlier this season wasn’t?’ And honestly, the answer annoyed me even more. He told me:
‘This one is an obvious foul because the goalkeeper was deliberately impeded from reaching the ball.’
So immediately I asked:
‘Then why did the Arsenal goal against United stand?’ Because if we’re being serious, the situations are almost identical. In the United game, Altay Bayindir clearly tried to raise his arm to attack the ball and William Saliba literally grabs his arm and stops him from moving. How is that not interference? What kind of football is that?
And what frustrated me the most today was how long they spent reviewing the other goal with VAR. So suddenly now we have time to analyse goalkeeper contact carefully? Interesting.
Because when it happened to United, there wasn’t this same urgency. That’s where the frustration comes from. Fans can accept mistakes. What they cannot accept is inconsistency.”
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The issue isn't about impeding the goalie. The issue is every team in the league have had their goalies impeded by Arsenal players this season, and nothing was done about it. They allowed those grapples, pushes, shoves and thereby set a precedent on how corners and set pieces were to be officiated this season. Chalking a goal off for impeding the GK, after setting a precedent to the contrary, on the most important game of the run-in and thereby deciding the title and relegation is why people are angry.
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I’m a big Arsenal hater but it was definitely rightly ruled out
The issues are that
1) Arsenal have gained multiple points of fouls on GKs in the box, so to allow those and then disallow this one feels inconsistent
2) There were multiple other fouls at the same time. Rice on Summerville was before the foul on Raya so if we’re giving fouls upon review then it’s a pen
May 10
Basically there are two types of people in the world. Normal, educated, insightful people on one side and then idiot people who think the goal that West Ham scored was rightly ruled out…
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The Arsenal fans have taught me today that the only thing that’s a foul is arms around their GK. Everything else is fair game and/or the opposition player not being strong enough.
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May 10
It all makes sense why they want Arsenal to win the Premier League
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Peter Schmeichel: "Arsenal have been blocking the opponent's goalkeeper all season long, they would NEVER be on top of the league if we disallow these goals!"
— ViaPlay
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Nothing matters if you lift your trophy but I won’t forget that Everton scored an offside goal and West Ham had a goal chalked off despite them fouling 2 West Ham players to give Arsenal this cushion
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Trossard is literally suplexing the guy who fouled the GK 😂
May 10
Seriously, what is wrong with this? Raya was too weak! Arsenal have been doing this ALL SEASON to goalkeepers!
SHOCKING decision!!!!
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Same. That’s the type of data it’s very hard to collect before signing a player - how do they behave in super high pressure situations?
Raya is being hailed for the save because he banged it near post when the far post was open
May 10
Just for that miss I don’t want anyone to sign Fernandez
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Would love to hear from a Spurs fan right now… how you feeling?
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Arsenal getting a VAR call for exactly what they do to everyone every week, fairs lol.
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Does Trossard weigh 50kg? Seems to fall over every time he’s touched
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Arsenal, City, that's it
May 9
How many times have you been excited watching us play under Carrick? Real talk
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May 9
The volume of one’s voice tends to increase as the depth of their thinking decreases.
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May 9
Forget just Arsenal players, if you take every vote for every player not named Bruno and reroute them to Rice, Rice would have come 2nd by 14% 😂🤦🏽♂️
There are 4 Arsenal players that should’ve won the Player of the Year award ahead of Bruno Fernandes
And that’s the issue. They split the vote
I’m sure Rice, Saliba, Gabriel and Raya won’t lose too much sleep over it if they win the league though
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Ordered something on Amazon at 11.22PM
It will be delivered by 1.30 AM
Because the country is not full of thieves, if I’m not awake it will be left on my door step and no one will touch it
Best city in the world.
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