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dumbest shit imaginable happening there and it's so cool man, what a great city
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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aight this one almost made me tear up. seeing people enjoy once in a lifetime moments in harmony is one of the beautiful things about humanity
EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
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Igor Thiago

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They’re calling it the greatest aura gamble of all time
Knicks owner James Dolan says the Knicks won’t raise the NBA Cup banner because they plan to raise a championship banner instead. "We are going to raise the banner. We’re going to raise the NBA championship banner. That’s what we’re going to raise." (Via @SbondyNBA )
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this is about as perfect as an ad can get. no big superstar or elaborate concept. just a simple and visceral reflection of what sports fandom actually feels like
Sleep well, NY.
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This World Cup taking place with the auto-translate function in place on here is like unlocking a whole new level of Twitter. 😂
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CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.
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He was Courtside when The Knicks only won 10 games, he’s one of the only Celebs who pays for their Knicks tickets because him & Dolan hate each other, he doesn’t even use The Celebrity entrance at MSG Spike Lee’s love for The Knicks is the purest thing in this world, he deserves
Spike Lee was paraded through Fort Greene in Brooklyn like he was the pope.
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It's past midnight in Changsha and I'm sitting on a curb, eating noodles. The street is alive the way Chinese cities are alive at 1 a.m. A girl walks past and shouts "VERY HANDSOME MAN!" Another stops and asks for my WeChat. Then another. I've done nothing to deserve this. I'm wearing the same shirt I slept in. The noodles are so good I almost cry. The owner is a small woman, maybe sixty. She says something to me in Chinese. I don't understand a word. But she's looking at me the way a mother looks at her son. I try to tip her. She refuses, and pushes the money back into my hand like I've offended her. I do not fully understand it, but I understand its kindness, and that I'm not supposed to pay for it. I don't know why everyone here has been so kind to me. I don't even know what the I’m doing in Changsha. I couldn't point to it on a map. But the noodles are hot. The girls are laughing down the street. The grandma loves me. And somewhere on this curb, past midnight, in a city I can't find on a map, I think this might be one of the best nights of my life. Thank you, China. I don't know what I did to deserve your people, but I'm grateful for every one of them.
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Funniest Messi clip OAT
Remember when Argentina were so bad that Messi used to stress before matches 😭
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There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion. But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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there he is. the stoner
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Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving
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When they used to send fresh college graduates to the Colombian rainforest to interview cocaine traffickers >
You like actually had to be there
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One of the all time great political interviews and a classic example of casting pearls before swine.
He wasn’t wrong was he? An absolute circus 🤡
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reason #101 that interpol is the greatest band ever
A child m*lester living in Thailand kept his identity anonymous by using a swirl app. In 2007 Interpol managed to unswirl his face and got arrested.
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Need this to break out of tumblr only circulation because “at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo” has become part of my eternal vocabulary
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He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life
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Im late to this party, i didnt bother watching the game. But how did the officials conclude the 6th foul in this sequence was the only thing that mattered? It was either a goal or pick from one of 5 pens
This angle is disgraceful, we were robbed. Pablo is literally being wrestled, not to mention the other fouls from Arsenal players there. VAR is a plague to the beautiful game, so sick of inconsistent biased officiating.
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Akira Kurosawa recounting the unforgettable experience of watching Solaris with Andrei Tarkovsky: “Andrei Tarkovsky was sitting in the corner of the screening room watching Solaris with me, but he got up as soon as the film was over and looked at me with a shy smile. I said to him, ‘It’s very good. It’s a frightening movie.’ He seemed embarrassed but smiled happily. Then the two of us went to a film union restaurant and toasted with vodka. Tarkovsky, who does not usually drink, got completely drunk and cut off the speakers at the restaurant, then began singing the theme of Seven Samurai at the top of his voice. I joined in, eager to keep up. At that moment, I was very happy to be on Earth.”
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This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown. Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.
🚨🇳🇱 NEW: A KLM flight attendant has been hospitalised in the Netherlands after showing Hantavirus symptoms The individual ⁠had been ​in contact ​with ​a woman who ⁠died from an infection of the virus in Johannesburg [@SkyNews]
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