constantly somewhere between taking myself too seriously and not taking myself seriously enough. my shitty opinions are my own. {they/them}
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Jun 14
SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US
Jun 14
The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.
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15 Feb 2025
Me: so they’re father and son, I think they’re from Florida but no one really knows. They go to Costco and rate the items on the boom meter. The rizzler is big justices friend and he also joins in in the shenanigans. You’ve barely touched your drink is something wrong?
Dua Lipa:
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Jun 14
when the side quest connects back to the main quest
IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭
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Jun 11
GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.
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Jun 11
Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!
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Jun 11
Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!
Cat owners: I found him in the trash
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Experienced this in 2016! It was excellent.
Jun 9
For the first time ever at this WWDC.. Apple casually flexed one of its weirdest innovation.. the patented Apple Pizza Box 🍕
Once upon a time.. Apple decided the ordinary soggy pizza box wasn’t upto its standards
So Apple literally invented its own pizza box.. used exclusively at the Apple Park
Unibody design, eco friendly, perfectly stackable and custom vanted so employees can carry the pizza back to their pods without a soggy crust
…meanwhile Dominos is still using the same square box design from 1940s 😭
Only Apple can overengineer a pizza box this hard
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Funniest fake leak ever what kind of title is time to monkey
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Jun 9
there was no donkey kong: time to monkey, fuck you nintendo
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Jun 8
ITS HAPPENING
Join us on June 9 at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect followed by Nintendo Treehouse: Live!
The Nintendo Direct will be roughly 50 minutes and Nintendo Treehouse: Live will be 95 minutes.
Watch here: ninten.do/6010v5TG2
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Jun 2
genuinely what did nintendo put in that thing
Jun 2
Diminishing Returns Era
Switch 2 vs PS5 in Graphics Mode
Both consoles at 30fps
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“Why isn’t GTA 6 selling as predicted?”
Finally, another game has reportedly dared to release in November 2026 alongside GTA 6. And of course it stars Godzilla. kotaku.com/godzilla-is-the-o…
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Jun 7
Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities
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Jun 4
This is absolutely brilliant, perhaps in ways that the artist did not intend
Jun 4
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
ALT Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Jun 6
GTA 6 when Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee got announced:
Finally, another game has reportedly dared to release in November 2026 alongside GTA 6. And of course it stars Godzilla. kotaku.com/godzilla-is-the-o…
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Jun 5
Very important to point out that he did not achieve this by increasing policing. Right wingers have no answer to this
Jun 5
New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.
Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.
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they’ve never actually used these floors anywhere so I imagine they use it to keep Goofy trapped in a room somewhere that he can’t run out of
O "piso infinito", desenvolvido pela Disney, permite que você se movimente em qualquer direção sem sair do lugar. 🤯
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