Winner of the Nobel prize for sarcasm and 1.3 millionth of a George Cross, internationally acclaimed middle aged whinger & Advanced Practitioner Radiographer.

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The original UK hun.
Judith Chalmers, host of ITV's Wish You Were Here...? has died aged 90 itv.com/news/2026-05-22/judi…
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How do you put butter and jam on toast?
The scone debate cream or jam first ?
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Hi DWP, I know you are a bit hard of thinking but let me help you out with this one: You can't save if you aren't paid enough to live. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
15 million people in the UK aren’t saving enough for retirement, warns the Pensions Commission in its interim report. Set up last year, it is examining ways to protect pensions for future generations, with a final report and recommendations due in early 2027. Key findings ⬇️
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Barely sentient incompetence.
Don’t understand the constitution. Don’t understand standing orders. Don’t understand an amendment. Coming to a council chamber near you 🫡 #Reform
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You can just imagine this will be staffed with the same standard of compassionate psychopaths who leave healthcare to torment disabled people in PIP assessments.
GPs in England will no longer issue β€œsick notes” in NHS trials to reduce the number of people signed off work Occupational therapists and β€œsocial prescribers” who recommend job coaching and therapy like exercise or gardening will be used instead to draw up stay in work plans
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Sadly not my experience this year. Waited over 3 months for a diagnosis that should have been made in 28 days according to the appropriate pathway.
NHS sees biggest improvement in waiting times in 16 years channel4.com/news/nhs-sees-b…
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Least surprising thing ever.
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So the first thing that a british man exposed to hantavirus does is... go to a bar. And then he had to be forcibly detained. Do you see the problem? It's not just the sloppiness from public health. It's the callous ignorant malice from the public.
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No not thinking about the origin of the name. More concerned we are about to let 20ish boomers wander out of arrowe park and into garden centres, Waitrose, and Miller and Carter by this weekend.
If you've been wondering how 'hantavirus' was named, it came from the place the virus was first discovered. Find out all about hantavirus in our explainer blog post: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2026/05/12…
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Useless is letting 20 plus people fly into the UK making them stay for 3 days in a hospital and then releasing them into the wild hoping they do the right thing. The Brits will be in garden centres and miller and carter by the weekend. 2020/1 taught us nothing.
The director of the WHO, Dr. Tedros, justifies not having quarantined the infected and contact cases on the boat because it "would have been inhumane and useless".
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Chiropractors = apex quackery.
Caitlin Jensen, 28, walked into a Georgia chiropractor in June 2022. She came out with four dissected arteries, a stroke, cardiac arrest, and a traumatic brain injury. It took her nine months to say "Mom" again. She had come in for lower back pain. Your brain runs on four arteries. Two carotids in front, two vertebrals in back. The vertebrals don't run free. They thread up through narrow bone tunnels inside each cervical vertebra, C6 to C1, then loop around the top vertebra in a tight horizontal curve called the V3 segment. When a chiropractor performs a high-velocity rotational thrust on the upper neck, V3 gets stretched and snapped against bone. The inner artery wall tears. Blood seeps between the layers. A flap forms. Flow blocks, or clots break off and travel to the brainstem. In Caitlin's case all four vessels tore. Paramedics worked 12 minutes restoring her pulse. Surgeons placed a stent in one artery and repaired what they could in the rest. The brain injury came from the bleed that followed the stroke that followed the dissection. One in 20,000 spinal manipulations triggers this. Arterial dissection causes 2% of strokes overall but 8 to 25% of strokes in patients under 45. In 55% of cases symptoms start within 12 hours of the adjustment. No screening test identifies who's at risk beforehand. The American Chiropractic Association's own spokesman told the New York Times patients should get vascular scans before neck manipulation. Almost none do. Informed consent matching a surgical risk disclosure isn't standard. The average victim is 40. Caitlin's back pain lived four vertebrae below the artery the thrust tore.
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Today's edition of NHS: what are you stirring your brew with? A cake slice, a 1930s tin opener, ebola laden scissors, or a random plastic purple circle. Alternatively pour your brew into the kilner jar and have a shaken not stirred Yorkshire tea. Brew drank unstirred.
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Excellent news because I'm not doing whatever 2020-21 was again in my entire life.
I'm coming out of private because this hantavirus thing is getting ridiculous. Before I explain the facts of the virus, here's why you should listen to me: Unlike most of the people on my feed, I am a Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear defense officer. My job is to ensure that large, closely-packed groups of people are not infected by diseases both endemic to the environment and manufactured by an enemy. Andes hantavirus has an extremely low transmissibility rate. You need to be in prolonged, close contact with someone to catch it. Transmission between humans is documented but so rare that it is considered exceptional. This is not COVID (for example, the common cold is a type of coronavirus). The 40% mortality rate figure is also a distortion of reality. The disease is treatable and anywhere with an adequate hospital can save you – rates are between 1-15%. This 40% rate is because Andean hantavirus is endemic to a region with very poor access to medical care. If you live in a developed country, you have nothing to worry about. (cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/ind…) The chances of the virus mutating to become more infectious are low, but not impossible. If it does become more infectious, it will also become less lethal. This is a basic, natural evolutionary tradeoff to ensure the virus's propagation. Of seven suspected (two confirmed) cases, three have already died. Based on the case timeline, they likely contracted the disease in Argentina before boarding (they boarded on April 1 and first showed symptoms on April 6 – the virus takes at least one week to show symptoms). That leaves four people who could possibly transmit the virus, all of whom are hospitalized. (who.int/emergencies/disease-…) The flight attendant had minimal if any contact with the infected passenger who was removed and isolated before the plane took off. Her symptoms also onset far too early to be related to this case. She has already tested negative for hantavirus. If you have questions I'm happy to answer, but there is genuinely no threat to public health from this outbreak on a cruise ship. Don't fall for people fearmongering a pandemic for engagement money.
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The one where you get cancer and have to sell your home to fund treatment. Then that cash runs out so you die screaming in agony in your Mum's spare room whilst the tumour fungates out of your side and your Mum mutters something about small boats.
What’s your favourite Reform policy?
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Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse
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What could possibly go wrong. Of the 7 confirmed cases 3 are dead.
JUST IN: WHO tracing over 80 people on flight taken by hantavirus victim
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May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19. @BarackObama @MarkHamill
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NASA HAS RELEASED OVER 12,000 IMAGES OF THE ARTEMIS II MISSION. Unbelievable perspectives captured by the Crew! The aurora on the eclipse is incredible.
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Incredible effort for a dog lacking a single functional leg.
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100 years ago, this photo would have ended every newspaper headline on Earth. Today it'll get scrolled past in 2 seconds. This is a photograph of Mars. Taken today. 140 million miles away from us.
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