Texas conservative and family man. Habitual line stepper. Jokester extraordinaire. I like my coffee black, my government small, and my recoil manageable.
Joined June 2008
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Mexican official Ulises Miramontes was fired as president of Jalisco’s College of Engineers and has been banned from all World Cup events after making a racist gesture at South Korean influencer Inonyang during the World Cup.
PS: We won 2-1. 🇰🇷⚽
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Lmao! You kill me Rich!!!
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I’m glad they were able to save their businesses. That was a crazy time!
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Perhaps dating a dentist is not all it’s cracked up to be…
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The world’s first trillionaire is an African-American.
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Good morning and Happy Friday! Have a great day and awesome weekend! 😎☕️☀️🥳🥃🤘🎵
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We are trending! Great job everyone!
Let’s keep it going!
Hey @tim_cook at @Apple,
Why does my iPhone autocorrect “Black people,” Hispanic people,” and “Asian people” with capital letters, but leaves “white people” lowercase?
Is this a keyboard choice, or did my phone get an advanced degree in grievance studies?
Fix it.
It’s racist.
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When Dad says “I don’t want anything” this Father’s Day, listen closely. What he truly wants is simple:
Your voice on the other end of the phone.
A real, tight hug.
Time together over a meal.
A sincere “Thanks, Dad.”
And the words every father treasures: “I love you.”
He wants to hear about your life, your joys, your struggles — because you are the greatest gift he’s ever received.
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In Texas? You could probably take down one of our cockroaches with one full magazine…
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