A Lincolnshire lass. An ungovernable Yellowbelly. I tread my own path. Sometimes I paint stuff at @FlosArt
Joined March 2019
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Daffodils and birch both fresh today.
Crown Devon vase (charity shop find) straight out of the 1930’s.
It seems to work.
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These yachts are truly majestic. Only three took part in the Fife Regatta. Clearly the big money was being saved for the Richard Mille Cup.
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Naomi is going far!
Words Of Wisdom From Children. These Are
Brilliant.
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick,
age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?* don't answer him. Michael. 14
3. Never tell your mom her diets not working.
Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Shelly, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Bridgett, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14
10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're
eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic lac. Andrew, 9
12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time. Timmy, 9
13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk. Jeffrey, 9
14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse. Naomi, 15
16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9
17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10
18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Amy, 13
19. Never try to baplize a cat. Jason, 8
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If you want to know where your food comes from you could do worse than follow this lovely local account.
We've had them on beetroot today (see previous tweet). Dicken & Clyde pulling, them bunching & putting down in 6's with Violeta who doesn't suffer fools lightly & sighs periodically with the stress of it all, boxing in 12's. Also finished squash planting for season, 37k now in.
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Bunched red #beetroot. They look fantastic, but need to command a good price as they are so labour intensive
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Breaking
This government is a bunch of liars.
A year ago Guido reported Labour would go after VPNs.
The government's breezy dismissal was written up by the press.
Eleven months later Liz Kendall says she will come back with new restrictions on VPNs as British policy to ban half of the internet falls apart. #carcrash
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Now this I agree with. 👏
If only there was a political party that posted their proposals on election, instead of slagging off those they disagree with, I might be tempted to vote for them.
As it is, all I see is infantile tossers attempting to be relevant in an increasingly irrelevant void.
Bollocks to the whole damn lot of them.
#MakePoliticsMakeSense
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Is there any family that are looking for an older boy.. a male 14 yr old staffy - still active, still full of life owner has passed away
Meet Benson
Not lived with other dogs , neutral outside but ideally 1-2-1 companion with retired active home
doggydensukrescue.co.uk/dogs…
#Mansfield
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Even other leaders know he's finished.
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I started work in child protection not long after the Victoria Climbie murder had prompted major enquires into child protections in this country - when the Baby P case demanded lessons had to be learned and changes made - and guess what ??
10h
The eight missed chances to save baby Preston from evil adoptive fathers: Did political correctness play a role in failure to stop them?
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Spare prick at a wedding.
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The cardoons are about nine feet tall now but the blackfly love them. 😩
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Some sort of geranium. There are clumps dotted around the garden, it’s so beautiful.
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Utterly disgraceful. Please don’t share.
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"Yah, I'd like the mocharrr, latarrr, yayarr frappê, with the crushed almond nuts and a shot of passion fruit syrup, please. Yarrr know the one that takes at least 32 minutes to make, at 8.45 in the morning, 'cos I'm like speshul and like need to make everyone like late for work when I have pilates in an hour. Ra-ra, my daddy has a Teslarrr."
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I turned off iOS updates months ago. So I won’t be asked for my age.
Suggest you do the same.
@Apple will have to learn that costing up to government means they don’t get to ship product
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“Birds of a Feather” remake looks fucking dreadful…
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