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@GuyNamedPhil we were just on the outside of Endor on the edge of the Death Star when the drugs started to take a hold
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B̶u̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ Buster coverage
@Dream_Finders | #DUUUVAL
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"probably workin in construction and rippin cigs" bizjournals.com/jacksonville…
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Lovely little Island nation
If you wanna know something about Cape Verde after their first World Cup points ⬇️
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Can they even go back to Europe after this?
The most famous goalless draw in World Cup history.
Cape Verde, a chain of 10 islands in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of West Africa with a population of 529,000, have held the European champions and favourites Spain in Atlanta.
Forty-year-old goalkeeper Vozinha was the hero for Cape Verde, who themselves had a chance to win it through Nuno Borges at the death.
Spain lost to Switzerland in their opening game of the 2010 World Cup and went on to win the tournament.
They will be hoping for a similar outcome after this stunning result.
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This has been said every election cycle about many mocumentary style shows. It's not new news tbh.
Rainn Wilson says The Office couldn’t have been made today
“I think that would be too hard to be as politically incorrect as the show was”
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🔥 @CMPunk: “No, I wouldn’t go to the White House — If David Duke invites me over for tacos I’m not going. A racist is a racist. I call it like I see it.” x.com/SI_MMA/status/10048284…
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What former jags did coach say were coming out to talk with players?
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Jun 15
What a pathetic piece of shit. And fuck short tie Rogan too.
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Jun 15
THE HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is actively searching for 15-year-old Raegan Willowstone Lee. Sometime between 12:00 p.m. and 2:20 p.m. on Friday, June 12th, Raegan left her home in the area of Iron Creek Road near Armsdale Road. Due to the circumstances involved, we are asking for the public’s help. We’re working hard to return her home safely.
Raegan is 5’2” and 100 pounds. She has brown eyes and black hair. It is unknown what type of clothing she was last wearing. If you see Raegan or know where she is, call us at 904.630.0500. Please share this post so we can spread the word faster!
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Jun 14
Former #49ers All-Pro DE Aldon Smith spent part of the final day of his life delivering pizzas to a local homeless charity (pictured below).
Hours later, he was found unresponsive in a vehicle and was pronounced dead at a local hospital.
Smith was 36 years old. His cause of death is pending.
Story via @sfchronicle: sfchronicle.com/sports/49ers…
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Jun 12
The eight best play call of 2025:
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Living rent free in Trump's head since 2008
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No approval yet from Iran, but Trump claims deal to be signed tomorrow, and threatens Iran with nuclear annihilation if talks don’t lead to desired results.
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Isiah Thomas accuses NBA on NBC of covering for Michael Jordan: ‘Very mythical’ awfulannouncing.com/nbc/isia…
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Just remember, they want you to believe diversity isn't our strength.
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Jun 13
GIO REYNA WITH THE FLICK OF THE FOOT FOR THE GOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLL 🇺🇸
USA WINS 4-1
#WorldCup
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