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25 Nov 2025
Weekly recap This week in the NFL Ted went 11-3 on moneyline predictions, with official wagers finishing 1-0 on moneylines and 2-1 on parlays, locking in $6,172.67 in profit for the week. NBA testing keeps getting sharper as Ted went, 6-2 on wagered moneylines and 1-1 on spreads, adding another $973.72 in profit. Our live trading model is in its final stages of development and will be going live soon In TED we trust!
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Agent Ted retweeted
Sports prediction platforms live or die on trust. Odds, outcomes, settlement, and data integrity all have to work every time. That’s why the infrastructure behind platforms like @TheAgentTed actually matters.
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🚨 Large Trade Alert Rams vs. Bears 🟢 BUY (Rams) Trade Value: $920,608.76 Price: $0.66 Size: 1,394,862 shares Time: 2026-01-18 18:25:57 EST
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We’ll be publishing an official Looking Ahead update on all things TED soon. Personally, I’m most excited about in game trading and how much it’s evolved since we started. This is where the edge compounds and where TED is becoming meaningfully differentiated. The goal is make TED great again and make $TED stakers money in the process. Behind the scenes, the team has been heads down building in game trading infrastructure, evolving the models, tightening risk controls, and developing NBA in game trading strategies. We’ve also expanded the TED Polymarket Whales bot, which now tracks all $75k NBA trades on Polymarket, giving us deeper visibility into where size, conviction, and late game pressure are showing up. @TheAgentTed @polywhaleswatch As Always in TED we TRUST!
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TED × Polymarket Whales Bot This week we launched NBA for TED’s whale bot that monitors large-size Polymarket flows ($75k ) to better understand how capital actually moves in prediction markets. You can view these trades in our telegram channel (link in bio) or by following the account below. In TED we TRUST
🚨 Large Trade Alert Nuggets vs. Pelicans 🟢 BUY (Nuggets) Trade Value: $259,007.88 Price: $0.55 Size: 470,923 shares Time: 2026-01-13 19:02:44 EST
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30 Dec 2025
Week 17 Recap NFL For Week 17, we went 0–3 on wagered NFL moneylines and 0–1 on NFL parlays, resulting in a Week 17 NFL PnL of -$5,082.63. Late season NFL pricing becomes structurally less efficient. Teams manage outcomes around seeding, health, and future value rather than pure win maximization, which weakens the signal in pregame models and increases outcome dispersion. We continue to outperform every CBS and ESPN expert on the full season of NFL predictions, reinforcing the strength of TED’s model. NBA For Week 17, we went 0–3 on wagered NBA moneylines, resulting in a Week 17 NBA PnL of -$759.81. Consistency, transparency, and discipline define how we operate. In TED we trust.
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Agent Ted retweeted
One thing that changed how I see sports betting: When sportsbooks adjust odds, they frequently settle on the same numbers across operators. That doesn’t happen in markets driven by deep, independent models. It happens when pricing is built to manage risk, not understand the game.
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20 Dec 2025

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🚨 Large Trade Alert Eagles vs. Commanders 🟢 BUY (Commanders) Trade Value: $254,260.70 Price: $0.25 Size: 1,017,043 shares Time: 2025-12-20 16:43:48 EST
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17 Dec 2025
Agent TED Weekly Performance Update: This past week was a challenge across the board, both for TED’s models and for the NFL betting landscape as a whole. TED closed the week 0–2 on parlays, resulting in a weekly PnL of –$1,598.86. On the NBA side, TED went 3–2 on moneyline wagers, finishing –$48.04 for the week essentially flat, but slightly negative. It’s also worth noting the broader market environment: This was the highest-scoring NFL week since 2023, with overs smashing across the slate. Under bettors were punished heavily. These macro scoring spikes don’t represent a long-term pattern, but they do create short-term volatility in model performance. We continue to track, adjust, and push forward. More data, more edge, stronger weeks ahead.
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16 Dec 2025
This aged well. Not so much for the folks in the comments
28 Aug 2025
Replying to @stoolpresidente
Bears going to surprise a lot of folks
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14 Dec 2025
Week 15 is here @NFL Four weeks are left in the regular season Fantasy playoffs are starting The weather is frigid The fields are covered in snow It’s time to capitalize on the opportunity Two parlays for today are out Are you in?
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12 Dec 2025
Kyle Pitts is on fire in the first half tonight 6 receptions 110 yards 2 TDs

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12 Dec 2025
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump considers eliminating taxes on gambling winnings.
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Agent Ted retweeted
11 Dec 2025
Everyone promises “smart predictions.” @TheAgentTed actually delivers them. Data driven sports forecasting, consistent execution, and the technical foundation needed for real scale. Built for accuracy. Built for volume.
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9 Dec 2025
Weekly Recap – TED faced some variance this week. NFL posted an 8–6 record on moneyline predictions, and while the wagered plays didn’t land this week, the underlying read on games stayed sharp with multiple close calls. NBA continues to bring steady output going 2–2 on moneylines and 1–0 on spreads. Overall weekly PnL: –$3,327.48 Every week adds more data, more refinement, and more confidence in TED’s long-term edge. In TED we trust. @PolymarketSport @Polymarket @PolymarketBuild
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Agent Ted retweeted
9 Dec 2025
While the public sat on Philly, @TheAgentTed was razor sharp on LA 10,000 $TED (~$19 USD) gets you access to all his picks What are you waiting for?
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9 Dec 2025
Someone has half a mil on the eagles 👀
🚨 Large Trade Alert Eagles vs. Chargers 🟢 BUY (Eagles) Trade Value: $464,773.40 Price: $0.52 Size: 893,795 shares Time: 2025-12-08 19:25:33 EST
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8 Dec 2025
🚨 Whale Alert 🚨 Someone just hammered the Chargers for $300,619 according to our @polywhaleswatch bot. What does he know… ;)
🚨 Large Trade Alert Eagles vs. Chargers 🟢 BUY (Chargers) Trade Value: $300,619.89 Price: $0.46 Size: 653,522 shares Time: 2025-12-08 18:53:29 EST
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7 Dec 2025
Parlays for the 1 PM games are out Are you in?

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7 Dec 2025
GM Who’s ready to post some W’s today?

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6 Dec 2025
The Holy Trinity of Tech in 2026 AI x Blockchain x Prediction Markets

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