Comedian and co-host of @unlimitedsxm and the @fiftheleminute podcast. I talk about Star Wars.
Joined December 2009
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Crystal Beth retweeted
24 Jun 2022
Just like that
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Crystal Beth retweeted
14 Jun 2022
I posted yesterday's Guess the Tune with a ton of hints, because I thought no one would recognize the song. I was wrong! People came out of the woodwork to express their love for "In a Big Country" by Big Country. š®
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Crystal Beth retweeted
27 May 2022
Is "Lando's Closet" the horniest cue in the Solo score? @TheCrystalBeth joins me to discuss this pressing matter in Solo minutes 66-70! starwarsmusicminute.libsyn.cā¦
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4 May 2022
Still my favorite tweet of all time.
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26 Apr 2022
Applies to restaurant reviews as well. There is no value in them.
Crystal Beth retweeted
16 Mar 2022
MINUTE 18: Weāre delighted guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth is here but #Beckett & #Val don't feel the same way about Corporal Solo!
Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts, on YouTube or at StarWarsMinute.com!
#MoviesByMinutes #StarWars #Disney #Solo #MxM
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14 Mar 2022
Best week of my life so far!
14 Mar 2022
MINUTE 16: Guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth joins the fight & space Woody Harrelson is here too!
Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts, on YouTube or ad-free at patreon.com/swm
#MoviesByMinutes #StarWars #Disney #Solo #MxM
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Crystal Beth retweeted
11 Mar 2022
Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up...
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Nations must act now before it is ātoo lateā
Ukraine's president has told Sky News that his country cannot stop the war against Russia on its own and that millions could die if the world does not act now to stop the bombing
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Crystal Beth retweeted
9 Mar 2022
A few people reached out and yes that was me on the news. I grabbed the clip.
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2 Mar 2022
I never tweet. @TheBatman is making me tweet. I left the theater feeling like I was a kid again, walking out to the car with my dad in blissful tears just wanting to be in the movies and create fun shit! I DIE IT WAS JUST WONDERFUL. Three days until I can see it again!!
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Crystal Beth retweeted
29 Jan 2022
An adult in my house did this.
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Crystal Beth retweeted
22 Oct 2021
Rosario Dawson confirms Hayden Christensenās role in the Ahsoka series:
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BREAKING: Hayden Christensen is set to reprise his role as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader in the upcoming Ahsoka Disney series. bit.ly/3pskXXK
He was previously confirmed to be involved in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series as well.
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16 Oct 2021
RT @jon_draws: Remember to be mad at the big companies for delaying your shows by not treating their workers in with respect.
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Crystal Beth retweeted
15 Oct 2021
The largest reservoir in the US is drying up. The water there has dropped more than 140 feet in the last two decades.
But the US isnāt the only country experiencing abnormally dry weather conditions.
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Crystal Beth retweeted
30 Sep 2021
Comedy is wild because you'll see someone perform at a dive bar and think "they're pretty funny, just need some practice", then the next week you see them on Fallon and google them to discover their mom is the NBC peacock and their dad is Henry Kissinger.
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Crystal Beth retweeted
28 Jul 2021
MINUTE 128: Things seem bleak until General Organa gets a haunting visit from her brother Wormie and guest commentator @TheCrystalBeth!
Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts or get ectoplasmic at StarWarsMinute.com/YouTube
#StarWars #TheLastJedi #MoviesByMinutes #Leia #Luke #Crait
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Crystal Beth retweeted
8 Jun 2021
aaaaand this is why we should have shut this shit down when it was just alt right comedy podcasters saying it
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