I’m starting to think this is less about selling homes and more about convincing people to rent…

Babe, wake up, the latest IQ test just dropped.

It's nice to see someone on X not "sound too sure of anything." I believed Tulsi was stepping down to care for her husband, especially after seeing those cute videos with them singing. But now with what's coming out, I'm thinking that the cute songs may have been part of the act.

I came to this account for the quiet fire of tradition. It spoke of Japan the way a man speaks of his grandfather’s blade: with weight, with care, with nothing rushed. Then one day, without warning, the voice changed. It spoke in the tongue of another land. Not the measured words of the islands, but something sharper, faster, borrowed from streets I do not know. I have crossed time zones to hear the old words spoken plainly. I did not cross them to hear them replaced. But, the man who tended this account is speaking in a voice that is not his own. I will wait a while longer. The voice has seemed to wander for now. Perhaps it will find its way home. Some things shift without reason. And sometimes, with patience, they shift back. 🤔 🙇 ✌🏻 🇯🇵

Maybe I’m bias because I was there 😎, but he was just the coolest. #ObamaAppreciationDay youtu.be/uZhpUEWJD44?is=__Bs…

aaand it’s 7am. Summer comes around and yeets the doors wide open for my insomnia 😴

A plain slice of pizza is the gold standard, best-in-slice overall.

The youth are futurists

Here me out: Blade report.

A booth, you say, is the unequivocally correct answer! This general sees the profound wisdom in such a choice. To command the best position, even for a meal, is a warrior's spirit!

You should delete this, you “nasty ass bitch.”

"yeah we'll call it Fable and we'll lie about it a bunch"

USA. A grocery register. The cashier held up my crackers and said "oh, these are SO good," and I understood that my entire basket was being judged. I had not known checkout was an evaluation. No one tells you. The items ride the belt one by one, and the magistrate lifts each, and some receive a verdict. "These chips? SO good." Approval. My heart rose. "Oh, I love this salsa." Two for two. I stood straighter. Then she scanned my mustard in silence. Silence. No comment. The mustard passed unjudged, which is worse than condemned. I stared at it in the bag. What did I not know? Who buys the correct mustard? Where do they learn? "And the mustard?" I asked. I could not stop myself. "...it's fine." Fine. In my land, when the tea master calls your tea "fine," you train for another decade. I will train. The man behind me saw my face. "She's just makin' conversation, man." Conversation. Sir. She has tasted EVERYTHING. She stands at the gate of the food and watches what ten thousand households carry home, and she has formed views, and for a few seconds those views are aimed at your basket. There is no more qualified judge in this nation. The judges of my land studied twenty years. She studies forty hours a week, scanner in hand. In Japan, the cashier would sooner faint than comment on your groceries. Here, the verdicts are free. A man does not shop to fill a basket. He shops to hear, at the gate, that he chose well. I confess I now select one item each week purely to earn her praise. This week: the crackers again. "These are SO good," she said. I know. I know.

Every single day that passes, I regret my decision to vote for Jared Kushner more and more. ...waaait a minute.

There it is- negotiations haven’t even begun yet….shocker.

yeah, all of the ghost in the shells are standalone it's not that complex

If the immigrants entering our nations were Hot Swedish Women the borders would be rock solid shut.

Remember those “UAP’s” over Newark and other parts of the country a few years ago?

Is my nostalgia showing, or does The Animatrix hold up better than almost anything...

“I will be a senator for people who cannot afford to buy one.” - Graham Platner @grahamformaine What an absolute banger 🙌🏻

Matter fact, yeah. One helps up breathe, the other helps pedophiles and war criminals.