24, I'm as straight as a roundabout, has a lil' Columbo living in my walls, he won't stop eating my insulation
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Luftwaffe pilots after hitting that T-Stoff strain
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Berlin, August 6th, 1945
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Had the war continued to 1948, New York would've been flattened with ballistic missiles
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Clients as soon you tell them about the discovery hold and that they must preserve all important documents for examination
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TURN ON THE RADIO ANY STATION HOLY SHIT
RIGHT NOW in 1944, the first of 20,000 Allied paratroopers are dropping into Normandy. The long-awaited liberation of France is underway.
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"I owe how many credits!"
"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."
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βToday I will save the world by hating fascism and liking gay sexβ
"Today I will save the world by hating fascism and liking gay sex." - Internet guy #8483
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TheRedScot π π³οΈβπ retweeted
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he never killed people just nazis
May 28
watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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The Kens should be considered as a historically progressive force within Barbie society
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βWhile the Kenvolt may be considered reactionary today, the material conditions which the Kenletariat found itself living under were so unjust, and the reactionary actions of the Barbgeois so alienating, that they necessitated those mentioned policies of the short-lived Kenmune
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I cast "Bash the Fash!"
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May 29
βProperty values are tanking!β
βSorry, gramps. I donβt have a βdogβ in this fightβ
βYou donβt own a home?!β
βLet me be βfrankβ with you. I canβt afford one.β
βYou must not work as hard as I did!β
βKiss my buns.β
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TheRedScot π π³οΈβπ retweeted
The second people anywhere close to the left started saying βZOGβ or any variant on it they shouldβve been made persona non grata and bullied into oblivion. The normalization of βZOG,β βgoy-β etc has been a genuinely terrifying victory for neonazism
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"There's a genocide going on! That means I can say anything I want because it's not as bad as a genocide! If you point out me being a piece of shit it means you support the genocide!"
Do y'all hear yourselves?
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May 29
old man yaoi
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Itβs a trilogy. Nintendogs, sleeping dogs, watch dogs
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May 28
imagine selling furry karl marx
May 28
does anyone want to see the drawing I made of furry Karl Marx????
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Being a rural California gay sucks man. It is figuratively a desert out here. I checked the census, there is quite literally only one gay person here.
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you wont have a choice in being Chinese bud
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birds for some reason
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