Creative Director and Marketing Consultant. $800 Million in Direct Response Fundraising and Sales. Vanderbilt alum and Native Washingtonian.
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I’m bummed I grew up a few years too young for peak prank calling, I think I would’ve been really good at it
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Btw the Al Michaels call is still so freaking GOATed
Rewatching MIRACLE bc usmnt coach Mauricio Pochettino was talking about it.
Noah Emmerich is a criminally underappreciated actor. Can’t believe he’s never had a true leading role, dude could absolutely carry a film/show.
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Rewatching MIRACLE bc usmnt coach Mauricio Pochettino was talking about it.
Noah Emmerich is a criminally underappreciated actor. Can’t believe he’s never had a true leading role, dude could absolutely carry a film/show.
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I’m watching this survival competition show on Netflix and this southern goofball just said the wildest sentence I think I’ve ever heard: “He thinks he’s hot snot on a silver platter and all he is is a cold booger on a paper plate.”
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The North Korean flag being directly next to it is so perfect
Legendary woman removes shitraeli rag at World Cup bar
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Jun 13
Happy seersucker week, Congress. At least none of you were pulled from the Tennessee River.
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Jun 13
Grooving to a song playing faintly in the background, trying to tell if it’s Coolio from Dangerous Minds or the Weird Al amish parody … nope, neither, it’s the OG Stevie Wonder “Pastime Paradise” they both sampled.
Every track on “Songs in the Key of Life” bangs, it’s crazy.
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Jun 13
Every six months there’s a viral “what covers are better than the original?” thread and every answer is always the same and super boring … but here’s one I just heard that’s NEVER mentioned:
Townes van Zandt’s DEAD FLOWERS is better than the Rolling Stones’
Like WAY better
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Jun 13
Sports bar had the World Cup pregame on, but no sound. Asked if they were gonna turn it on for the game. “Some people aren’t here to watch that.” Well fucking make them! Force everyone in this country to be patriotic, whether they like it or not.
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Jun 13
If you asked me earlier, I would’ve sworn Gene Shalit died 20 years ago.
(And no, I’m not confusing him Gene Siskel.)
Jun 12
Gene Shalit, Mussed-Up Movie Critic of the 'Today' Show, Dies at 100 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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Jun 12
Passive aggressive smashmouth be like
hey now, you’re a “rock star,” get your “game” on, go “play”
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Colin Duffy retweeted
This is actually correct—just not for the reasons Vietor thinks. Musk had $180 million in cash after he sold PayPal, and it didn't make him happy. What made him happy was starting the other companies. His money isn't in some vault; it *is* those companies. x.com/TVietor08/status/20654…
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Congrats to @elonmusk for becoming a trillionaire and being the final proof that money doesn't make you happy.
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James Corden IS a fucking wanker
Huge Lalas W
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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He’s running
Jun 12
Just saying…
No Democrat has won the White House this century without a Biden on the ticket.
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Jun 12
The one and only time the played-out “that’s a shame” gif is so perfectly appropriate that it’s acceptable
Jun 12
Literally can’t watch Seinfeld anymore, once one of my fave shows. This man is a disgusting and proud racist who doesn’t support the genocide of a people but doesn’t even recognize their existence. He should be shunned from polite society, but, y’know, the ‘Palestine exception’.
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Colin Duffy retweeted
Jun 12
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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