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Mar 29
"Brendon why do you block conservatives, even if they are moderate and friends with people you know?"
"This isn't a national park. You have no right to be in my eye line, reactionary."
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This tomato was accidental snapped off at the stem when I was transplanting the seedling. I buried the stem anyway, and look at her now. Tomatoes can grow roots from any part of the stem and be just fine.
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Bi Rendon retweeted
why is this entire generation mormon
Jun 15
metabolically speaking, it’s healthier to wake up and eat 500 calories of real ice cream rather than fasting on black coffee until noon.
Community note
There is no clinical evidence to support these claims, and significant research showing the inverse is true.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38335858/
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You are all sick perverts.
I miss QuakerOpes who would fight my anti-lactose battles.😭
Europeans, famous for not making novelty cheeses
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SNL's Cherry Grove
Jun 16
my best friend asked for second date ideas and i suggested paint ur own pottery or a poetry reading event and they went “you know i’m not a lesbian right?”
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I have been and shall ever be a grey "B" until I eventually leave this place.
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Maine Likely D
Q: This is your first reelection campaign since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. I was hoping you could talk to me a little bit about your vote to confirm Kavanaugh and whether you regret that?
Susan Collins: I do not regret that vote
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Clearly we should be a technocracy, where you need an h-index of 5 to vote, which is conveniently my h-index.
personally it doesn’t bother me when right wing men say they don’t think women should have the right to vote, I don’t think right wing men should have the right to vote either. mexican standoff so far as I’m concerned
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Jun 16
I keep saying Trump is secretly the main character of a political strategy game played by a 12 year old. Just insanely lucky, playing on easy mode, yet he keeps whiffing. Any other circumstance he should have been politically radioactive, but "eggs" and he's president again.
Jun 15
many problems of Trump 2.0 seem like friction btwn cultural and economic elites that want Trump's re-election to be a major realignment that merits wholesale destruction of the old and a voting public that thought they were getting cheap eggs or had specific complaints with Biden
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Jun 16
I'm almost 33 and still get called a twink. We aren't decrepit at 35.
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Jun 16
Stupid giant Colorado counties. You basically have to saw them in half to banish the Prairie Hellscape to Gigansas
Jun 16
If I had to redraw the states this is ~roughly~ how I would do it
I feel like theres a bunch of wiggle room here to adjust, especially in the south.
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Jun 15
This is just “epic bacon” for people who live in the type of suburb that doesn’t have sidewalks
Jun 15
I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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Am I a moron for getting into a situationship with an OF content creator, yes. Did I know it would be messy, yes. Did I do it anyway, yes. Do I regret it currently, yes. Will I continue to regret it, I don't know yet.
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Jun 15
Given that we are now in year 10 of this shit, I kinda feel like "this is us."
Jun 15
it's ultimately a fairly superficial thing to care about, but from a cultural and historical viewpoint it sucks that the 250th anniversary of this country is going to be celebrated as a tacky white trash kegger for inbreds. deeply dishonorable. we deserved better.
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Bi Rendon retweeted
They even have the flag of Iran 🇮🇷 and the united states 🏳
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Bi Rendon retweeted
Jun 14
IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)(PLEASE USE THIS VERSION(v9)(6.14.2026)(Clean)
IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)
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Nobody hates on the 5'3" guy.
Jun 14
5’8 men hating on 5’5 men. brother that’s literally you. you hate him because you are him
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So not a deal then.
Jun 14
Trump tells NYT:
- Deal with Iran reached despite Netanyahu's objections
- Strikes will resume if a nuclear accord isn't reached
- Strait of Hormuz will be “permanently toll-free”
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WTF is this shit?
"...make the United States 'the guardian of the Middle East' in return for 20 percent of the region’s revenues."
Jun 14
Trump tells the NYT that if a US-Iran nuclear deal isn’t reached, he would restart military attacks on Tehran or make the United States “the guardian of the Middle East” in return for 20 percent of the region’s revenues.
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