Espresso nerd. Tech Debt Geneologist. Lord of the Boardgames.

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Reminder that I'm looking for a new role. I'm an experienced infrastructure engineer. I've worked with Kubernetes, Terraform, Postgres, AWS, with some Azure and GCP as well. I've also done a lot of valuable work as a backend engineer, having worked primarily in Haskell and Rust, though I've also gotten my hands dirty with Python, some Go, C , and a bit of TypeScript. I've also had the privilege of being a public speaker, and have also lead training seminars for peers on how to use different tools, sharp edges to avoid, and getting them to a functional mental model of how things work quickly, so they can start to ask meaningful questions and debug problems on their own. I take ownership quickly, care deeply about reliability, correctness, and delivering quality service to customers. I say this up-front because this comes with a number of downsides, including: * I dislike shoddy work, buggy code, leaky abstractions, or flaky services. "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is fine and well, but tech debt brings an aggressive drag coefficient to your business, and that fact gets swept under the rug far too often. * I don't optimize for shipping a ton of code quickly. I tend to be on the lower end of lines of code/sprint, and I'm not terribly keen on changing that. I write code to be maintainable, have clear invariants, be easy to refactor as business needs change, be easy to debug, and to quietly work while you're focus is elsewhere. I'm also a quick study, and have a long history of getting spun up quickly on the new parts of a stack I encounter at the various roles I've filled over the years. If this sounds like a good fit, please do drop me a line. I'd love to talk about how I can make your life better. thewizardtower.github.io/McC…

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How is @mehdirhasan this stupid?
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Since you asked, it was the private sector. Actual research so you know what you're talking about ain't your thing, is it? BTW, NASA only spent about 8% of its budget at SpaceX in the last few years, and in return go the safest and most cost-effective space access we've ever had.
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We’re always just one more tax away from utopia.
A 5% tax on Elon’s net worth would fund every community health center in America for the next 26 years. I’ll say it again. Tax the rich.
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I always hear them talking about taxing Elon, but never Soros and Gates. I wonder why?
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Cyberpunk has Adam Smasher. Star Wars has Vader. Star Trek has the borg. Checks out.
Doesn't matter what setting you're playing in, I can tell you right now it needs more Death Knights. 😊
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It's terrifying to share democracy with minds so ignorant, so confident, so naive, so uncurious & uninterested in understanding the mechanics of value creation behind 99% of human progress. These people vote, and they drag civilisation down.
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Start of an oncall shift.
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Throwing more money at public schools, even doubling teacher salaries, has virtually no effect on student outcomes.
Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.
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The problem with many non-profits is that they get paid for "trying," not for "succeeding." That's why profit is a powerful and effective motivator.
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I forgot I said this, but this is the real reason socialism will never work and capitalism does.
“This is the difference between capitalism and socialism that's at the very core of everything: Socialism insists that people are supposed to care about things that they don't care about and that the state should be empowered to beat the living shit out of them and kill them until they care correctly. While capitalism says, that's fricking impossible, that's not ever going to happen, it will never work. So what we're going to do is erect a system where people's private property is protected… …Now, when we're looking at fascism or national socialism, since we're talking about Nazis, the idea is that you're supposed to care about your folk, your race, your state, your people. And if you don't, the state is going to beat you over the head or call you a subversive and kill you. And they're going to make it a matter of duty and honor to do it. But it suffers the same problem. It does not actually solve the question or answer the question of how do you make people care about people they don't care about? You don't. That's why capitalism works and all of these socialist models don't.” @ConceptualJames @NewDiscourses: The Myth of the Blood, Vol. 3: Love as the Enemy of Race and Honor, Jun 12, 2026
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One of my dangerous realizations from Charlie Kirk's assassination is that assassinations work The left mocks the "great man" theory but it is basically true. If you kill a uniquely powerful or effective person, you can decapitate a movement Ken wants his opponents decapitated. He is eager for someone to "misunderstand" his words and take inspiration from his desires and shed blood. There isn't really a good solution to this outside of stripping him of his license to practice law for this encouragement of murder. But most of his colleagues agree with him because every institution is hopelessly corrupt.
The Popehat trajectory has been something to watch
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Pretty crazy that Elon is only worth $1T That’s only like 1 year worth of the annual fraud he found in the US government
Pretty crazy that Elon is only worth $1 Trillion Thats like 200 miles of California high speed rail
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American is such a land of opportunity that: 1. Elon could come here with nothing and build companies that improve the lives of hundreds of millions of people. And 2. Elizabeth could be in the U.S. Senate with a kindergarten level of understanding of the real world.
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.
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. . . like bring home stranded astronauts?
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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LinkedIn is going to be *pissed* when they find out about Fable next week
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First, I think, “Surely they’re not so stupid to think Elon Musk has a trillion dollars just sitting in a bank account. Surely they know it’s scattered over stocks, shares, holdings, equity?” Then I think, “Yes, they are that stupid.”
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I agree, it's kind of insane the government hasn't done this yet with its $7 trillion budget.
I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible. Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness. I just don’t get it.
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.@LorenaSGonzalez blocked me but I’ve retained the tweet that cost this amazing state hundreds of billions of dollars. Including pension jobs and distributions which she claims to care about. Is there a point where you admit fault, which would actually make me respect you more?
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When politicians say they want to seize/tax "wealth" but actually mean "shares in your own company that you yourself founded", the real point is making it impossible for anyone to actually control their own company for more than a decade. They won't let you stay, either.
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