Nothing make me happy 😊😁 than seeing this kichwa mayai being cooked!

Just listened to Ohanga speaking to @Alex_Mwakideu and to be honest, I am sold. @OCTOPIZZO is solid asf. Akili iko, nguvu iko na ata hiyo pesa iko. Kibra needs him. Mans is ready. Saluuuuuute 🫡

This is what we expected from DJ Afro during Mbavu vs Majembe fight

I recently realised that I am gifted in lying. It is a God given gift btw. Instead of lying to women, I can utilise the same in politics. Walahi wasee mkini support 😭

Wakili can you vie for the MP seat in more than one constituency? Kama hiyo ni ngumu, I need you to be responding to my wife and girlfriends messages with this level of clarity. Tuma rate card. Thank you.

I may not like @WilliamsRuto or @rigathi but TBH if am in a position where they recognise me, I will have to live that moment. The hatred or love withstanding. Do not be blinded with hate in all your actions. Try and live in the real world. Maumbwa.

Next ni MCAs na tunaanza na wewe. Guys let us normalise beating any thief. Call even police to join and have rouge ones beaten up and well. Note: Nduthi guys found supplying electricity to married women will be feted. #NikoKadi

What is the essence of learning if all we dispense is rubbish? Why get a chance to learn from the best only to come out as worse than those you condemn?

I hate Kimani for finding words to say it as it is every other time.

The games being played, waaah! They “manufacture” a charismatic messiah, throw a few teargas canisters at him (yes it is often a him), present him as someone fighting power. We, who love drama, fall for the ruse! Punde si punde, they are on the same table, handshakes. The kawaida citizen is on the menu. With life getting even tougher as the loot must be shared with more people. Stop being gullible! The house always wins unless we turn the tables on them!

Why can’t Oketch Salah speak about his mother and father instead of contradicting those speaking about their father?

Nonsense

WANTED FOR MURDER The Directorate of Criminal Investigations is warning Hon Didmus Barasa, who has since gone into hiding after the brutal murder of one Brian Olunga, to surrender to the nearest police station within the next 6-hours.

RT @HEBabuOwino: STATEMENT ON POLICE BRUTALITY AGAINST YOUTH IN NANDI. I am deeply disturbed by the incident that occurred at 11:51 PM on…

RT @kibeandy: Why? The OCS and the officers need to be arrested and charged immediately. Huku si TZ. And if you any of the officers leta ma…

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

Our debt is about to reach $17T. Iraq has $20T in oil reserves. Interesting.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary