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Tim Hewitt retweeted
Jun 15
greatest child actor performance of all time
Jun 15
When Larry meets his date’s kid who falls in love with a swastika
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Love when Philip and Elizabeth drop a new disguise in The Americans
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
Jun 14
Nestory Irankunda hit Tim Cahill's historic celebration after scoring vs. Turkey. 🥊🇦🇺
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
Jun 11
Australia’s contribution to the beautiful game
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Jun 11
Hopefully the AI decides it needs a more modern, simple logo
Jun 10
🚨 #BREAKING: Cracker Barrel stock surges nearly 30% after announcing plans to deploy artificial intelligence for critical business operations.
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Jun 10
As a big Stokes hater, I gotta defend him here. Imagine how fun it would be out with the England captain of a jock sport and then trying to explain he needed to go home to bed cos of a curfew. High School all over again.
Jun 9
England cricket captain Ben Stokes downed £25 double rum and cokes with rugby skipper Maro Itoje before nightclub punch-up trib.al/yE5xfKE
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
my goat
I love Oleg and Nina too but let’s not forget our calm, cool and collected king
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Jun 6
I've seen enough, arrest all of "Blatchys Blues"
Jerk clown robot brutally kicks little boy in the stomach
The future is here, and apparently it's beefing with children
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
Jun 1
He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible.
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Jun 2
Girlfriend refuses to watch foreign language films told me "why does it have to be in minionese, whats wrong with speaking minglish"
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.
(Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
May 27
This is one of the funniest edits of all time
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May 27
Klein is the best nrl ref because he can manufacture a dramatic game while still making both teams feel like they've been fucked by the ref. Master-class tonight.
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May 27
Brother.. fix that strand of hair on your fucking shit cut.
Finder founder Fred Schebesta says the government’s new CGT plans are disincentivising entrepreneurs.
His advice to young people? Leave Australia.
Tonight on Karl Weekly, tune in at 5pm.
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Tim Hewitt retweeted
May 26
commonwealth bank sydney calling their floor tiler in 1933:
“yeah you’re not gonna believe this-“
Just cleaners preparing for the official opening of the Commonwealth Bank, 1916
📍Sydney, Australia
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May 26
Dude at the airport just wearing a t shirt that says albo gets pegged. Nice to see dressing up to fly is back.
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May 23
Did a catering job for mum, always impressed by a boomers ability to find a chokepoint to hoarde canapes. Their chance to put all the ww2 general docos into practice. Just putting a handful of spring rolls in the kill box.
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