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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
>Be Elon >Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital >Escape into books >Read more than 8hrs a day >Teach yourself programming >Sell a video game at 12 >Leave South Africa >Sleep on couches >Work odd jobs >Get into America >Build a startup >Get fired from your own company >Start over >Build another company >Merge it into PayPal >Get removed as CEO >Your company gets acquired >Walk away with nearly $180 million >Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets >People tell you you're insane >Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree >Learn rocket science from textbooks >First rocket fails >Second rocket fails >Third rocket fails >Divorce >Public humiliation >Cash running out >One launch away from bankruptcy >Launch anyway >The fourth rocket reaches orbit >NASA signs a contract >Survive >Tesla is weeks from collapse >Save it at the last minute >Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets. >Land one. >Then another. >Then dozens. >Turn science fiction into engineering >Get mocked for betting on EVs >Turn electric cars into status symbols >Force the entire auto industry to follow >Build the most valuable car company in history >Launch astronauts into orbit >Create a global satellite internet network. >Buy Twitter >Fire most of the staff >Rename it X >Walk into politics >Risk your reputation >Risk your companies >Risk your fortune >Become one of the most polarising people on Earth. >Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists >Keep building anyway >Become a TRILLIONAIRE
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All of my smartest friends are either > doubling down on AI and starting companies to create generational wealth as soon as possible > taking their money to buy piece of land in the middle of nowhere and walking away from society as a whole Nothing in between
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Jun 12
Mythos Claude is Insane This is a tutorial a 12min on how to build animated, award-Winning websites with Claude Fable 5
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
I've been a backend Engineer for 12 years. Today, I'm a Principal Engineer at Atlassian. I've designed systems that handle millions of requests. Sat on both sides of system design interviews. Reviewed more architecture docs than I can count. Starting today, I'm breaking down the fundamentals of scaling for the next 25 days. If you're learning system design bookmark this thread, you're going to get a lot of learning from this.
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Am I the only one whose Vscode prompts them to update it like multiple times a day? Since I set it to auto check for updates, I have been updating the app at least 4 times daily.
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨 thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily. few info masked for obvious reasons ;)
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Jun 10
Building AI agents is fun, but shipping them to users is where the real challenges begin! External calls firing repeatedly, API rate limits, or services returning 502s – these aren't your agent's fault, but they become its problem...🧵
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
May 31
A person deleted 3 months of AI generated code because he could not understand it. He could not explain why it was written that way.
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
The earth showing of again
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Bro to Bro : Make I cast one update. If you want to collect your original Waec certificate from your school they will charge you 50k~ 90k but you fit get am for 5k ~ 8k •Visit : Waec.)org •Create an account •Input your details •Log in •Just follow the prompts... It's simple to get. Just have like 8k and either your BVN, international passport or NIN. • use Concord paper to Print it out That’s your original Certificate, no cast am !!
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Unpopular opinion: it's true 👀 Do you agree with this??
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Replying to @Polymarket
Wait till they rug pull us and charge us 10x for token usage. Esp after they all go public and have to show profits YoY. Get everyone hooked on it. Kill institutional knowledge esp in coding / development, so that developers will no longer understand the code base and so have to prompt their way to fixing code.
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Replying to @Polymarket
Here’s the email to employees: Team, Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative. Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue. It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month. For context: •NASA landed on the moon for less. •We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic. •Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket. •Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis. •The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia. While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that: •“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations. •Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive. •One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation. Going forward, please observe the following guidelines: 1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.” 2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider. 3Claude should not be used to: ◦settle fantasy football disputes, ◦write your wedding vows 97 times, ◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio, ◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?” Most importantly: 
If you see the message: “This request may require additional datacenter construction” …please stop immediately and contact IT. Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time. Warm regards,
Management P.S. Whoever prompted: “Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983” …we just want to talk.
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NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.
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NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.
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Replying to @venturetwins
I set pricing for the SaaS I'm building at $20 a month, and I managed to burn $40 in tokens a day using it myself. Luckily I'm the only customer for my own product for now.
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
How to Relocate via the UK Global Talent Visa (Tech Route) 🇬🇧 The Global Talent Visa lets you work in the UK without an employer sponsor if you’re recognised as a leader (Exceptional Talent) or potential leader (Exceptional Promise) in your field. Once endorsed, you can: → Live and work in the UK → Change jobs freely (no sponsorship needed) → Start a business or work across multiple roles → Bring dependants → Apply for settlement (ILR) later Estimated Cost (2026) → Endorsement fee: £561 → Visa application fee: £205 → Immigration Health Surcharge: ~£1,035 per year Total (1-year visa): ~£1,800–£2,000 ($2.2k–$2.5k) You need to have your long-term plans and money to survive just in case of anything. But basically, you can literally relocate with less than $5k cash. When You Must Travel / Visa Validity → You must apply for the visa within 3 months of getting endorsed → You can choose your intended travel date during application → If you are issued a visa vignette, you’ll typically have 90 days to enter the UK after your visa start date → If you are granted a digital status (eVisa), you should enter the UK within the validity of your visa, as there may not be a strict 90-day vignette window What You Must Prove → You must show evidence of being a leader or potential leader in tech → Your work must be in a product-led tech company or ecosystem Two Application Categories Exceptional Talent (Leader) For established professionals with strong achievements You must show: → Recognised innovation or leadership → Senior roles and impactful contributions → Strong industry recognition Exceptional Promise (Potential Leader) For early/mid-stage professionals with high potential You must show: → Clear growth trajectory → Innovation in your work → Contributions beyond your job role Core Requirements (Very Important) You must meet: → 1 Mandatory Criterion Show you are recognised (or have potential) as a leader in tech → At least 2 Optional Criteria Examples: → Innovation (building products or new ideas) → Contributions outside work (speaking, mentoring, open source) → Commercial or technical impact in a company → Research or academic contributions Documents You Need → CV (career achievements) → 3 recommendation letters (from senior tech experts) → Personal statement (max ~1,000 words) → Evidence documents (minimum 6, max 10) Your recommendation letters must explain: → Who the person is → How they know you → Your impact in tech → Why the UK should accept you How to Structure Your Evidence (From Real Experience) This is where most people fail, and this insight is very important: → Minimum: 6 strong documents → Maximum: 10 documents Each evidence should: → Be clear and visual (screenshots, links, metrics) → Show your direct impact → Be tied to a specific criterion Strong examples: → Salary proof showing you’re above market → Product growth you contributed to → Conference talks / speaking engagements → Open-source contributions → Mentorship or community impact → Media features or publications Very Important for Approval → Don’t write long stories. Show proof with data → Use visuals (graphs, screenshots, links) → Get strong referees (senior, credible, “Google-able”) → Make your personal statement tie everything together → Clearly label every document with the criterion it satisfies Application Timeline → Endorsement decision: ~3–8 weeks → Visa decision: → ~3 weeks (outside the UK) → ~8 weeks (inside the UK) Settlement Timeline → Exceptional Talent gets ILR in 3 years → Exceptional Promise gets ILR in 5 years → Citizenship is 1 year after ILR In Summary → You don’t need a job offer → You must prove impact recognition → You need strong documented evidence and referees → You must think like a builder or contributor to the tech ecosystem If you have any questions, drop them in the comments. I will answer as much as I can.
Japa ❌️ Relocate ✅️
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
how life feels without chatgpt, claude, cursor
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
Yesterday, Chinese Ambassador to Nigeria posted on Twitter that Nigerians can now export cow bones duty-free to China. Under the comment sections, some Nigerians were asking the ambassador to tell them what they are using the cow bones for😁 Some were telling the ambassador to tell his people to come and setup the processing facility here in Nigeria, so they can create jobs. Funny people. I laughed at our inability to do simple Google search. As a livestock farmer and Agro commodities trader, I already know the uses of cow bones. And about building a factory here in Nigeria? Nigerians are the ones to do it, but sadly everyone is building hotels😁 Let me tell you a few uses of cow bones. Here are 4 major uses of cow bones you can mention in your content; ✍🏻Bone meal fertilizer: Cow bones are processed into bone meal, rich in phosphorus and calcium, used to improve soil fertility. They prefer this to fertilize their soil not the chemical sold to our rural farmers. ✍🏻Animal feed supplement: Processed bone meal can be used as a mineral supplement in livestock feed, especially for calcium and phosphorus. We use this for chicken feed, pig, and fish feed production. Verify the price per kg and you’ll be shocked. ✍🏻Gelatin production: Cow bones can be processed to extract gelatin, used in food, pharmaceuticals, capsules, and cosmetics. Just imagine the volume of cow bones wasting in your village? Pharmaceuticals companies are paying billions of dollars to buy it from those processing it. And I believe those Chinese companies will focus more on this. It is big money wasting away in Africa because we don’t know anything about value addition. ✍🏻Activated carbon / bone char: Burnt bones can produce bone char, used in filtration, sugar refining, and water purification. Pause here and think deeply with me. They use bone char for water purification in their country. But they produce capsules and sell to us for water purification😳 Let’s not blame them. We take responsibility. Now, let’s be honest. This is a golden opportunity for us. Let’s export the cow bones and cash out. Also, let’s learn how to process the cow bones locally and export the finish product too. If I tell you now that chicken feed producers in Nigeria import bone meal, you won’t believe. Research it yourself. A ton of bone meal is around $200 - $750 currently. Bro, just imagine earning over $200 from wastage thrown around our local markets in Africa. Business opportunity for you. Do your research and see how you can position to serve this market
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It's Timonwa Akintokun 👻 retweeted
If you a developer residing in Nigeria, strive to get to work in a company in the US, Canada, UK or the EUs. It will help you understand system architecture quickly because those companies can invest in infrastructure. Most of you, all you know is GitHub and Vercel….the basics that get your portfolio website up and running.
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