Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller

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Fun fact: the green grass on the California flag is officially "Irish Green" (#008542 / Pantone 348) 🐻☘️✌️😎#EveryDayIsASchoolDay πŸ“š
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
16 Nov 2022
Can’t believe we’re doing this shit again
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Good luck Tweeps πŸ’™ #LoveWhereYouWorked
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And then there were three… πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈπŸŽ‰
Cillian Bambury is two weeks old today! Welcome to the world, little one. πŸ€—
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Lawmakers are trying to block patients from getting care at Planned Parenthood health centers. I just gave to @ppfa to help protect that care, no matter what. weareplannedparenthood.org/R…

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Am I doing it right? 🧐 #Wordle 210 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Will work for wine! 🍷 #GiroDWineCountry2021
26 Sep 2021
Giro d’Wine Country, 100 miles βœ… Huge thanks to my support crew 😜
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
18 Aug 2020
✨close ur tabs. If it’s meant to be, you’ll find ur way back✨
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Notifications are blowing up. *checks news* Ah. There's an eclipse
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Build #ConversationalCommerce experiences on @messenger - it me! #F8Refresh
The F8 Refresh technical deep-dive sessions are about to begin! Head to F8.com and enter your registration code to watch. Sessions start at 10:30am PDT. Haven't registered yet? Click here: fb.me/F8-Refresh-Livestream-…
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Story of my life.
Turns out that there's another book lover in the house.
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Sometimes, it doesn’t even matter if it’s a setup or not... 🀣
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
28 Jan 2021
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Let the people trade.
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Just when you think you’ve got a handle on your Bay Area weather terms... πŸ₯΄
πŸ›°Here it comes - #AtmosphericRiver Satellite imagery overnight shows the moisture plume (blue) inching closer to the West Coast. #cawx
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Good to be back in Marin ❀️ #2021
Walking off the week πŸ‘Œ
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
4 Nov 2020
Anything good on TV tonight? In the mood for something with map-based info graphics explaining why the amount of votes a candidate gets has little to nothing to do with who becomes president
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Excited to chat all things Messenger with @conversocial next week! #missitmissout πŸŽ™
Next week, we'll be chatting with @Facebook all about #Messenger. Curious to know which businesses are using it? Or maybe you're interested in getting the inside scoop on awesome new features? (Hint: Guest Mode) Either way, you don't want to miss this. hubs.ly/H0tNfm90
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New pup on the block! πŸ₯°πŸΆπŸ’©πŸŽ‰
πŸ‘‹ Hey Twitter, meet Cali 🐢
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New favorite thing on the internet ☺️
9 Jan 2020
I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered.
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☘ Martha πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
22 Oct 2019
Best day of my life!
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