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Joined July 2011
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23 Nov 2025
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26 May 2025
i’m cracking tf up 😭
26 May 2025
not what do we think of totnum 😭😭😭
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8 Feb 2025
Amazing gig tonight at the round house. Caribou brought such a high energy matched by the crowd and from my position conducted by @ThisisDavina who danced from the first beat ♥️
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Toby retweeted
20 Dec 2024
ALT Peter Mandelson with Jeffrey Epstein
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson returns as Starmer's new US ambassador
news.sky.com/story/peter-man…
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16 Dec 2024
Embarrassed to say this man is my MP now.
David Lammy has commented on 18-year-old Brit Marcus Fakana being sentenced to a year in prison in Dubai for having sex with a 17-year-old British girl.
He said the Foreign Office website makes clear ‘what the rules are’ for that country.
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1 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Gregg Wallace says accusations against him come from 'middle-class women of a certain age'
news.sky.com/story/gregg-wal…
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30 Nov 2024
Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is
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6 Nov 2024
Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender
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28 Sep 2024
What you need is a John Terry
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26 Sep 2024
A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…
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Toby retweeted
9 Jul 2010
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.
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5 Jul 2024
He ate for 6 straight minutes. No crumbs.
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2 Jul 2024
Kano talks about slow growth as an artist and its advantages
2 Jul 2024
Watching Kano on Flagrant 📺
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20 Jun 2024
Just realised my boundary has changed from Diane to a @DavidLammy constituency. So happy as I get to vote against this shitstain of a labour party now.
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19 Jun 2024
Chris Sutton's preview of the Netherlands vs France game is thoroughly enjoyable
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Toby retweeted
10 Jun 2024
It's got bigger things to deal with now.
10 Jun 2024
Bad news, friends. The tiny football car that charmed Europe at the last Euros WON'T be in Germany this summer - Volkswagen no longer sponsor the tournament, so no TFC or Tiny Buzz.
(Electric car manufacturer BYD is now the 'official mobility partner')
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