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Feb 25
State of the Union: 7 Minutes on Olympic Hockey. - 0 Minutes on Tariffs . . .
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Feb 25
I'm watching the SOTU . . . for as proud as I am of the Olympic Hockey Team, I feel like this 5 minutes is time that could have been spent talking about possible wars and the economy.
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Feb 16
I stopped being active on X a while ago. But I will never let it go. What if I need to yell at an airline or want to publicly shame my cell provider? Do you think they are going to respond to an angry Instagram picture? No. X is where Karens live and . . . I can be a Karen.
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I'm sending a Tweet just to keep this account active. I don't think I've sent a tweet in two or three years. I have a TikTok and Instagram. I make Long Island jokes. My twitter is just a remnant of a career and time gone by! Anything new happening here?
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17 May 2025
I'm on a direct app with @VerizonSupport @Verizon because my phone service is not working. The online person can not call my phone to see what happens when people call me. This is the PHONE COMPANY!
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17 May 2025
@Verizon @VerizonSupport is the worst. Made me call 4 times, wait on hold for hours, talk to AI apps—and now they shut off my incoming calls by mistake. Can’t turn it back on. Rep texted me she’s going home for the day. What if there’s an emergency tonight?
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17 May 2025
@Verizon and @Verizonsupport give better customer service when you act like a Karen in public than if you respectfully try to call their tech support. And don't get me started on the guy in your Roosevelt Field, Long Island store.
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Tom Kelly Show retweeted
30 Apr 2025
Whaaaat Two Nights With @BrianBalthazar and @TomKellyShow At @CatchPrinceton At The @HyattPrinceton!! No Way!! How Fabulous Is This Show! #hyattregencyprinceton #catcharisingstar #standupcomedy #laughoutloud #princetonnj #weekendfun #SpecialEvent #zuttyentertainent
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3 Mar 2025
Comedians: this is some of the camaraderie and excitement and suffering you missed if you didn’t take a chance at the Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery
youtu.be/0tNQl7EKiJ0?si=QdIz…
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9 Feb 2025
W/ Super Bowl I don't think anyone wants a Tom Kelly podcast tonight. But if chance you did . . . here is an episode of @BladtCast starring @ChristianDMZ where I tell a lot of good LA stories. youtube.com/watch?v=R4e7POKw…
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6 Jan 2025
Hacks is the best TV show ever made about a stand up comedian. Congratulations Jean Smart you capture the brilliance and depth of the many powerful mentors I've had over the years. #Hacks #GoldenGlobes
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19 Nov 2024
Whenever I go to Twitter . . . I get 30 notifications. It's all notifications of posts from Elon Musk that I have not yet read. Anyway to refer this to the Department of Government Efficiency? DOGE?
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Tom Kelly Show retweeted
4 Nov 2024
Was waiting for the @TomKellyShow opinion on this one. I appreciate the candor.
spotify.link/u8wMJTyTfOb
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Tom Kelly Show retweeted
31 Oct 2024
I know many are under pressure. The other other candidate, she is ok I am told. Well, ok is not enough today. @Sully4Assembly is who we need to vote for. I have dedicated my life to standing up for the Jewish Community. People in our district know me and hope know that is my sole motivation.WE NEED TOM
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21 Oct 2024
Kamala Harris worked in the "Ice Cream" section of McDonalds. Instead of accusing Harris of never working at McDonalds . . . he should point out that the McDonald's Ice Cream Machine is always broken.
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11 Sep 2024
"There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born." @LinseyDavis #Debate2024
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11 Sep 2024
9/11 was a day about American unity. Does it really reflect that spirit to have a presidential debate on 9/11 eve? #Debate2024
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23 Jul 2024
A nominee that skipped the primary process may bother people my age. But a history professor explains to me that "Party Rules" are not laws.
youtu.be/jgxi-mOvR90?si=ZM7h…
21 Jul 2024
It is weirdly disconcerting to have a nominee for president (possible President) who has never won one national primary…
Like, not one.
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