Welcome @MatthiasCurley Good to have you on board. UTB!

Loud and Clear 🖤🏁 #2ToneDublin

Bringing back this underrated @Ravens celebration from 2023 Zay Flowers sends the keeper (OBJ) the wrong way and hits the SIUUU ⚽️

A heartbroken elderly Albanian man says Jared Kushner has taken everything he spent a lifetime building, including his land, his home, and the future he hoped to leave behind for his children. He says he returned home one day only to find his property sealed off behind barbed wire, with men in black uniforms standing guard and refusing to let him step inside the house he once called his own. In a single moment, he says, the life he had worked for was gone. “It was the end of the world. The end of the world.” “I felt imprisoned.” “They took my freedom.” “They took my livelihood.” “They took my land.”

"He's too old." "He's lost his pace." "Leclerc is the better driver." Never write off greatness 💪

Blockbusters (1983-93). Can you still do the end credits hand jive?

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9pm.

And don't come at me with your "but it's a real time-saver" bollocks. "Time-saver" means "half-arsed", and if it looks the fucking same as everything else then no fucker is going to notice it. What are you going to fill that saved time with? Certainly won't be with selling stuff

For crying out fucking loud, please stop using fucking ChatGPT or whatever to come up with flyers for business or events or whatever. They all look the fucking same and they all look fucking shite. Pack it the fuck in and hire a fucking graphic designer or do it yourfuckingself

Actually chuffed that I sat through 94 minutes of dross to see that. Goaaaalllazzo! #Qatar #Switzerland

"The old lady I see in the park every day has had her house raided." "Sniffer dogs?" "No, I usually just say good morning to her"

I had to watch this five times to be sure it’s not AI. Nope. It’s real. Just one of Boston’s Finest being ambassador to the world.

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

“BBC is taking around 270 staff to the World Cup, many of whom are expected to stay in a five-star hotel, and 17 commentators. It has estimated it will spend around £11,000 per worker, which means staff will cost around £3m, plus £1m for the glass studio” The Telegraph in 2010

Cat check: Nigel Farage unsuccessfully stood for Parliament in the following constituencies Eastleigh, Hampshire Salisbury, Wiltshire Bexhill & Battle, East Sussex South Thanet, Kent Bromley and Chislehurst, London Buckingham, Buckinghamshire South Thanet, Kent (again)

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him

[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining] "... And a sausage roll, please"

Guru Josh - Infinity (#TOTP 1990) Acid house classic renowned for the saxophone hook played by "Mad Mick" (Mick Stevens). The soaring sax melody was the track's most defining feature. Manchester Haçienda club DJ Mike Pickering helped catapult it into a major hit single.