Imagine if he did something like this

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

🚨 HORRIFIC PLEASE SHARE 🚨 A 15 year old British boy has had to undergo plastic surgery after two police officers shove his face on to spiked railings. The police have lost all compassion and professionalism at this point #BritainFirst #SaveBritain #BritishPatriot #PoliceAccountability #EndPoliceBrutality #JusticeMatters #FreeSpeechUK #ProtectOurRights #UnitedForBritain #MakeYourVoiceHeard @RestoreBritain @RestoreNetwork_ @RupertLowe10

They don’t care for the poor. They just envy the rich.

The revelations six years later are pouring out so quickly that it is impossible to keep up much less mentally process all this: * The Director of National Intelligence has documented 120 US-funded/owned biolabs in 30 countries many of which are manufacturing and manipulating infectious diseases. * Senator Rand Paul's committee has released the receipts concerning US funding/backing of the manufactured SARS-CoV-2 virus/vaccine as part of this program. * Senator Johnson has produced definitive evidence that US public health agencies knew of the grave dangers of the shot to everyone but said nothing. * Many officials are privately admitting/proving that the whole point of lockdowns was to preserve population immunity for the shot and block other avenues toward wellness. * Hardly any of this makes the national news and one wonders if the public mind has any awareness at all.

Kennedy fucked every willing chick in the White House and some who weren't. This is no big thing to @DavidBrooks224, who left his first wife for his married assistant. Please, Dave, lecture us on cultural decline.

This should be permanent, don't you think? It's just incredibly patriotic and beautiful. Makes me happy to be an American.

UFC just dropped a killer AI promo for tomorrow’s White House event featuring Theodore Roosevelt boxing 🥊🔥

Este es el mejor video que vi en mucho tiempo. Soldados israelíes se hacen pasar por terroristas de Hamás en EEUU y comienzan a detallar con orgullo las atrocidades del 7 de octubre a personas que apoyan a Hamás. Miren las reacciones, es imperdible.

British Police Terrorise & ASSULT a 5 year old White Child. British police officers violently pull a five-year-old boy out of his father's arms & they arrest the father. The boy is terrified & runs, the Police chase him & violently twist his arms behind his back almost dislocating both shoulders. They drag him to the cop car, throw him in & slam the door on his hand. The poor terrified child is hysterical & screaming. This is absolutely disgusting. WTF is going on in the UK? This is a 5 YEAR OLD CHILD 😡 Communist Britain 🇬🇧

Knicks MVP Jalen Brunson: “I love Texas. I miss the Texas taxes.” All of a sudden I have hope for his generation.

You guys were burning flags and pulling down statues of Lincoln a couple years ago now you want to wax patriotic?

Best individual World Cup performances ever: 1970: Pelé (Brazil) 1986: Maradona (Argentina) 2002: Ronaldo (Brazil) 2006: Zidane (France) 2022: Messi (Argentina) 2026: Freddy (Germany)

1. ACR (Automatic Content Recognition) What it does: Your smart TV is essentially taking a digital screenshot of your display every two seconds. It takes those snapshots, creates a digital fingerprint, and cross-references it with a massive database to figure out exactly what you are watching. It then sends that data back to the manufacturer so they can build a highly lucrative advertising profile of your habits. This massive data collection operation runs constantly in the background. Why it kills performance: Taking screenshots, processing the image data, creating a hash file, logging the timestamps, and firing it all through your Wi-Fi requires a ton of background computing power. Your TV's tiny internal processor is basically working overtime just to spy on you, leaving almost no memory left for you to actually navigate the menus. How to kill it: Samsung: Settings → Support → Terms & Policies → Viewing Information Services → Off LG: Settings → All Settings → General → Live Plus → Off Vizio: System → Reset & Admin → Viewing Data → Off Sony: Settings → Privacy → Usage & Diagnostics → Off The installer looked up and said, "Flipping this single switch just freed up 20% of your processor's capacity."

This should be Victor Wembanyama’s 10th flagrant foul. Would lead to a suspension. But they ignored it.

Its hard to undersell just how large the demonstration in Belfast was today. It was one of the largest demonstrations i've ever seen in the city.

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.

BOOM 💥 Ilhan Omar is so p'issed that Brandon Gill filed a petition to have her deported, she reportedly got in his face and cussed him out Gill stood his ground & said " do you kiss your brother with that mouth " Hit that like button if you want Gill to be the next Speaker

Tom Brady started his playoff career 5-0 with these pathetic numbers. We will never see a QB with this amount of luck ever again.

If Trump had lost, America’s entire 250th 4th of July would be about gay pride, apologizing for a history we shouldn’t be apologizing for… and DEI nonsense.