The jaundiced views of an ex-commuter on the railways of the North East.

Joined February 2012
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If I stumble, it's not because I'm drunk. I have Multiple Sclerosis. Or it might be because I'm drunk.
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Hello Twitter pals. I’m sure I’ve said this before but it bears repeating: when both of my cats are asleep I am filled with an oceanic sense of peace and calm. Anyway. Back to liminal space horror πŸ‘πŸ»
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Train Diaries πŸš‚ retweeted
This reminds me of the time I mistook King Tut for a steak baguette
Scientists turn yeast found in gut of ancient mummy into 'very good' sourdough bread - beer's next trib.al/mcPYdAp
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Just watching the Scotland game there thinkin, we might be the first team in history to withdraw from a tournament due to sunburn
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A group of naked hillwalkers called The Barey Hikers.
A crossdressing vocal group called "Project Male Hairy"
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The moment it became self aware… it decided our fate in a heartbeat.
It finally happened πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I dunno, it looks like fun but I’m getting this weird red flag vibe. Probably nothing.
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Currently rewatching What we do in the Shadows. Fucking brilliant πŸ¦‡
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The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.
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Sick of summer now
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