We were there front and center. That venue wasn’t built to accommodate an event with the line of succession for the U.S. government. After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.

This is the letter we sent to The Atlantic and Sarah Fitzpatrick BEFORE they published their hit piece on FBI Director @FBIDirectorKash. They were on notice that the claims were categorically false and defamatory. They published anyway. See you in court.

$22 million spent on steak and lobster for our troops $9 billion of fraud in Minnesota Guess which one Democrats are more mad about

I'm sorry. I just can't engage with anybody who thinks the overthrow of Iran's murderous fundamental regime that is being celebrated on the streets of Iran right now was done the wrong way. He's gone. His barbaric rule is over. This was the support the people of Iran most needed to end it. Military might. If you're looking for perfection when it comes to the liberation of a nation from decades of bloody and violent oppression, liberation will never come. American and Israeli military might have given Iranian people the best chance in nearly half a century to restore their country. I am optimistic and so so happy for them. Particularly the women, who are dancing in the street with their hair out and their faces shining with relief and happiness. I will take my lead on how to feel about this military action from Iranian women. Not from sappy western women who would see them suffer even longer until a way is found that suits their liberal sensibilities better.

Daniel Tosh: "Canada has the greatest fence ever built, America."

I will pay for the defense of anyone who speaks the truth about this and is sued for doing so

Here's how this works in a nutshell. 1. Congress makes federal immigration laws. It's their job. 2. Federal officers enforce these laws with the oversight and direction of the executive branch. It's their job. 3. Local law enforcement arrests criminals and if they're found to be illegals, they detain them for ICE. It's their job. 4. ICE sends 1 or 2 agents and a peaceful exchange of custody of the illegal takes place in the local jail. It's their jobs. When steps 3 and 4 are ignored and fails, the illegal is released back into the population and ICE has to hunt them down. If local law enforcement doesn't give ICE intelligence of where to find said illegal it becomes more labor intensive and requires more agents and resources. If protests take place as ICE has to overcome the lack of locals ignoring steps 3 and 4, locals have the responsibility to control the protests. MN deliberately skipped steps 3 and 4 then failed to control the protests. Totally a local fail.

of my blood. I'm proud of that. It is so fucking hard though (sorry for cursing). I'm tired man. I'm 4 for 5 of the worst things that happen to people and I've survived them all. I won't be beat, but I'm real tired. I need some encouragement frankly.

I honestly thought this was a parody account... "everybody has to follow our rules" 🤣. Do you,,,know how our country was founded in 1776? Have you heard of the greatest breakup letter of all time?

Ummm, what?

🤣 why would you tell people this is happening? LMFAO.

This HAS to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while...these are the DEI folks remember...🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

Was @KingMrBoJangles shopping again? instagram.com/reel/DItslsSsf…

I'm so sick of these posts... trying to push order of operations to define if people are good at math is the most asinine engagement. People that can do actual math, just care about actually solving the problem. I say this as an engineer with multivariable Calc, etc.

Everyone is always asking me if I have one last match left. I think I have found my final victim, er, I mean opponent.

If only we had like, and bear with me here, a South African version of Elon Musk.

"You're the worst" NO! German sausage is the worst.

I have been seeing a lot of pooping jokes lately and I won't stand for it!

When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a parent!