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I grew up in a time when the Catholic Church was in steep decline, bleeding out from unspeakably horrific crimes perpetrated by generations of Priests and Nuns that were finally exposed to the world. The Church seemed unwilling to do anything, let alone apologize to the many countless victims and survivors of these crimes. So, people left Catholicism in huge numbers. This was a Church in rapid decline, facing death. So I never imagined the day would come when the Catholic Church would be exploding with new members, basking in surges of public support. Only one person is responsible. Pope Leo has not only saved his Church. He's leading a revolution. A movement for morality and social justice that is refreshingly, authentically, Christian. May this Pope live a very long life. Humanity needs the moral clarity he's preaching now more than ever before in recent memory.
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Grumpy Goblin, Chris retweeted
Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles" MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"

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Dude is in Africa. You think they had DVD players then? Oh, right. This is just generalized propaganda to get people to hate each other based on the date they were born. My bad.
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When we Christians are more known for our support of presidents than we are for our support of the poor, the immigrant, the marginalized, and the oppressed, that is when we know we are following someone other than Jesus and we have a lot of repenting to do.
Paula White-Cain at the National Prayer Breakfast: "President Trump has brought religion back to this nation and beyond. It is my great honor to introduce the GOAT -- the greatest of all time. The greatest champion of faith that we have ever had in the executive branch."
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I’m a dumb redneck and don’t know anything about politics
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The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
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Peak Capitalist Product Strategy: - They removed SD card slots to make you pay for cloud storage. - They removed 3.5mm jacks to make you buy their TWS ear buds. - They removed chargers in the name of eco-friendly so you pay extra for chargers. - They removed ports to make you purchase their dongles and hubs. - They removed repairability for selling replacements. - They removed ownership to sell their subscriptions.
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Guns are to the left what abortions are to the right, we have them, we just don't tell people.
The Second Amendment is suddenly becoming a left wing cause.
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RT @dontforgetchaos: I make no apology for posting this photo. I think it’s a photo that will haunt America in the years to come. This is…
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Guess which one of these two people the federal government murdered for "holding a weapon."
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As a guy who smokes copious amounts of weed, I think one of the most damaging things weed smokers can do for it's public perception is pretend it has zero negative effects
Pros and cons of cannabis…
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Grumpy Goblin, Chris retweeted
The fact that this joke is so spot on. So many Star Wars fans think they're like the Rebels in real life when they are quite the opposite.
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Jan 17
The longest-lived people don’t “work out.” They walk. They garden. They cook. They clean. They carry things. They climb stairs. They move naturally, without thinking about it, every single day.
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Nikola Tesla's last message to his mother: "All these years that I had spent in the service of mankind brought me nothing but insults and humiliation."
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I bet the first thing AI does (to manipulate attention) is create faux pages which resemble conversations on topics from 3 or 4 years ago, when AI wasn't around.
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RT @deathofmeaning: Vince Gilligan on Pluribus and his other shows being “slow burns”: “If the whole world were to move at that pace, that…
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So the claim is… -shot up brown -fled 55 mi away -two days later gunned down America’s top nuclear fusion researcher -two days later Trump’s social media company merges with a Russian backed nuclear fusion company… -the guy offs himself in a storage facility… Ummm sus! Like wtf? I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories but this is shady as hell. And now we might not ever get clear answers!
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BREAKING: Suspect in Brown University shooting found dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound at New Hampshire storage facility - Fox
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"Customers...putting themselves in a lightsaber fight" This is the peak achievement of Open AI. Not reaching human level intelligence or curing cancer as was first promised but facilitating a gimmick with an already famous children's entertainment IP.
OpenAI Sam Altman says the demand for Disney characters for their users has been "off the charts." "It is going to be a wonderful start for what our customers want to do when it comes to putting themselves in a lightsaber fight in Star Wars or making like a Buzz Lightyear custom birthday video for their kid. I think this is going to be, like, quite a big deal for our users." (CNBC)
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Fuck AI
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What they were able to do with pencil and paper
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