Documentary fiend. Bravo. Group fitness/Les Mills. Australian politics. Finance. Reminder: No DMs. Like none. I don’t respond.
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Apr 23
“I tried my best” means asking chat gpt now???
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Jun 15
just sprayed a perfume i was given for free and someone walked in the room and said “oh god what’s that SMELL??”
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Jun 15
It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s
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Jun 15
I’m only 30 mins into this and was on the edge of my seat. Haunting. Eager to finish it tonight
"You gave birth to this child?"
"Yes."
Maternal Instinct - a shocking new documentary - is now playing.
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Jun 13
Genuinely disturbed that some men have to be told in the first place that it’s unacceptable and assault??
"es que todos hemos tocado el culo a las niñas en el cole cuando éramos críos, no es pa tanto"
Pues yo tengo que contar algo.
Cuando iba al cole, yo y otros chavales lo hacíamos. Y años después en una reunión del cole, una de esa chicas me lo dijo en la carita.
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Jun 13
Spotify DJ really highlights how utterly useless AI is at its very core.
My music taste over the last umpteen years has always and only ever been pop/dance/mainstream. Someone please explain to me like I’m 5 why Spotify DJ keeps suggesting metal and screamo shit??
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Jun 11
how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet
Jun 11
“i’m dying out here in this fucked up country ass town”
- Unknown
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i wish that fucking INDOOR venues in australia would police vapes stricter, i'm so sick of having to smell your strawberry matcha cancer steam in the crowd at a show
ppl say stuff like this but fr, we gave up $300 worth of tix to see death cab bc the venue (outdoor btw!) refused entry with vape devices. nothin on the tix, no way to know beforehand. the bouncer was like "put it in yr car" okay thanks, we bussed there. "hide it somewhere" >
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Realest shit I've seen this year
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Jun 8
Came across a video of a redneck telling his wife while she’s in labour (or labor, depending where you’re from) to stop being dramatic and that other women have given birth a lot easier than her ‘in cars and shit’ and I just wanna know where I can find that son of a bitch
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Jun 7
Willem Dafoe has lived in the same SoHo loft since 1983. Despite four decades of stardom, he’s known for walking everywhere, taking the subway, and moving through New York like any other local. 🎬
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Jun 6
Suddenly seeing a lot of Taylor wedding announcements. Man her PR team work overtime when she’s not the centre of attention
TMZ reports that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding's is set for July 3rd with the venue rumored to be Madison Square Garden.
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Jun 6
Always liked Dua Lipa’s music but hadn’t listened beyond mainstream. Her recent wedding and interviews about Training Srason origin piqued my interest. I played #RadicalOptimism in full. Amazing. Much like Kylie Minogue’s Fever; an upbeat, unskippable dance vibe. Loved every song
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Jun 4
I work long days and do over the standard hours so I get an RDO each fortnight but it’s been so long since I’ve actually been able to take that day, that today is my first day off and I’m so mentally wired and I’m up at the crack of dawn and can’t relax
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Jun 1
"We didn't have any of that autism back in my day"
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Jun 2
RT @Mara_Webster: If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind…
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May 31
Keep a third eye on people like this irl. It always starts with picking on animals as a ‘joke’
"HELP HELP HELP help help he- oh this ain't that bad. Oh that's nice"
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May 31
N-U-T-S
#TheBus #AFrenchFootballMutiny
May 31
I’m 8 minutes in watching #TheBus #AFrenchFootballMutiny and my jaw is already on the floor. Domenach is nuts. I hope he was joking about getting rid of players simply bc they’re Scorpio. Astrology is a bunch of shit?? He’s lost the absolute plot I fear
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May 31
I’m 8 minutes in watching #TheBus #AFrenchFootballMutiny and my jaw is already on the floor. Domenach is nuts. I hope he was joking about getting rid of players simply bc they’re Scorpio. Astrology is a bunch of shit?? He’s lost the absolute plot I fear
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May 29
Paulina Mangubat: "I want Katie Miller to know her husband is an ugly fuck. I stand by calling him an ugly fuck."
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