Author, Pretzel Maker, Amateur Phrenologist, definitely not an 88M.
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11 Oct 2023
How to be a terrible person: Lesson 1:
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Jun 13
We knew the war was going according to plan when the British started raiding the MRE’s for the heater element trying to make a ‘proper cup of tea’.
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Jun 12
God damn fucking elves.
Jun 12
Does anyone have any more information on these lizard people that Donald Trump was meeting with at the White House today?
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Most Marine response ever.
Jun 9
As a female that served in the Marines….
Can confirm and god help you if you say anything except have “sympathetic words” instead of saying… “bitch you’re getting fat and disgracing our uniform”.
…and mute.
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Then you don’t know anything at all about penetrating trauma or thoracic injury so maybe sit this one out, chief.
Jun 9
I’ve never seen somebody die from getting stabbed with a 3-inch knife. This is why I feel Austin Metcalf lunged at Karmelo and got himself killed; the application of force seems to be on him.
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Says the guy who probably thinks Budweiser is ‘real American beer’
Nah we’re just wondering why we can’t get pissed on American beer because it tastes like French bath water.
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Or cars are more aerodynamic and deflecting them better because I assure you my jeep hits TONS of bugs.
Jun 7
I do sometimes wonder if this is actually a result of a massive decline in the overall insect population, or if it’s insects evolving to avoid flying low over roads
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If voter fraud is so rare and isolated, why the secrecy and reticence to observers and federal oversight?
Jun 7
The toxic myth that American elections are rife with voter fraud is one of the most destructive lies of the last decade.
To steal a modern election on a scale that shifts the outcome would require flawless collusion among thousands of regular citizens and officials.
In the real world, a conspiracy that vast could never remain a secret.
It is time to put an end to this dangerous nonsense.
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It’s probably wrapped around the ‘Let’s Gooooo’
Jun 7
Where does fuck it, we ball fall on this chart?
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‘The gates cannon the breached!’
‘Grond will breach them. Bring up the Wolf’s Head’.
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Sure, he may scream at spiders, not be able to change a tire and hide behind you or run away when you get mugged by the mentally ill homeless man you both voted to release but at least he’ll be sensitive about it.
Ladies, if you are (unfortunately) attracted to men, heed my advice: marry the leftist, feminist, mega-nerd. Sure, there will be Lego Millennium Falcons and probably too many guitars, and he WILL geek out over the twenty-fifth anniversary re-release of the extended edition of The Lord of the Rings in theaters, but your career will flourish, your nervous system will regulate, and you'll be able to write all the strange, wonderful little books with magic and kissing you want..
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Given that the constitution does not set requirements, I’d say the senate confirmation should be enough.
What had Pete Hegseth "accomplished" or "built" that made him qualified to run the Department of Defense?
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I would be willing to bet this guy can’t cite the source document or the founders rational for lifetime appointments.
“Periodical appointments, however regulated, or by whomsoever made, would, in some way or other, be fatal to their necessary independence.”
Jun 6
If we’re ever going to turn this country around, this absolutely needs to happen.
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Lmao.
Yes, the U.S. Military is mid. You got us, bro.
(That’s why some of our guard units are bigger and have more combat experience than entire national militaries.)
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That’s because we prioritize being able to do actual military operations versus marching and looking good on parade.
It’s an American thing. You Europeans probably don’t remember that sort of thing.
Jun 6
The American military's complete inability to march in step is fascinating.
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“And in the shock of the battle the men of the North seemed like a sea that cannot be moved. Firmly they stood, one close to another, forming as it were a bulwark of ice; and with great blows of their swords they hewed down the Arabs.”
This is your heritage. Defend it.
Jun 6
I think we underestimate how foundational 'Crusaders bad' is to the modern left narrative.
If the Crusades were just (they were) then Anglos, Franks, Greeks, Latins were actually the heroes of history and their descendants (you) are not born with some inherited guilt nonsense.
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Incredible. Our oldest allies remember.
Une chaîne humaine dessine sur la plage d'Omaha Beach : "France will never forget".
#DDay
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From a medical standpoint, this is a poorly thought out idea. HIV positive individuals need a constant supply of medications; which by itself isn’t necessarily a hard stop; but combined with the risk to their colleagues from BBP makes them permanently non deployable.
People who are HIV positive but are otherwise qualified to join the military can once again do so while a legal challenge to the Pentagon’s restrictions on military service moves forward.
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This ought to hold me a while but I think I need more SciFi.
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