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So damn true!
When I give my savings to @elonmusk they multiply. When I give them to you and all of the US government, they disappear.
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Elon Musk has created thousands and thousands of millionaires. Bernie Sanders has created only 1 millionaire, and his name is Bernie Sanders.
Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500. If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.
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Today must be really tough for Tim Walz
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Leaving the White House Correspondents dinner and look at the signs these left wing cunts are holding up outside.
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8:00AM: Trump should be removed from office for the threat he made. 6:00PM: Trump is a chicken for not following through on the threat he made. One thing is for certain. The TDS shall continue tomorrow.
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Why do liberals think this is a sustainable idea????
California's population grew 0.4% in the last decade. The number of state employees grew 24.5%. Total state spending grew 48%, inflation adjusted. You have to ask - where did all the money go?
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If your political view is "No Kings, but Yes Ayatollahs" you are one very confused individual
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IRAN HAS 3 ALLIES LEFT THE UN, CNN, & THE DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!
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Today, the Islamic Republic hanged multiple Iranian civilians, some of whom were just teenagers. Amnesty International? Silent. The UN? Silent. Human Rights Council? Silent. The Red Cross? Silent.
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Mamdani’s wife specifically liked posts celebrating the murder of Jews on October 7th. How would the New York Times have covered the story if Melania Trump had liked posts the day George Floyd died that celebrated his death? Heck, look at how they covered flags at Alito’s house.
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Iranian here! I want to thank American leftists for educating me these past few days & correcting my understanding of Iran & radical Islam I almost trusted my own experience, my parents’ trauma, and what my family in Iran endures daily instead of your wisdom. What would I have done without your tweets & tiktoks ❤️
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So let me get this straight. Iranians who lived Iran have gotten it all wrong. Venezuelans who lived Venezuela have gotten it all wrong. Cubans who lived Cuba have gotten it all wrong. But you—who have never left the four corners of your own sublime comfort—are the bearers of truth?
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Holy sh*t. Stop what you’re doing. Give yourself 3 minutes. Listen to this. Marco Rubio 2015. He called it. He called it word for word, like a play-by-play.

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Ofir Falk, Netanyahu's political advisor on CNN: The attack on the girls' school in the city of Minab, where 175 students were killed, was carried out by a failed Iranian launch that was fired and hit the schoolgirls.
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The Iran protests in New York City are bought and paid for, here it all is with proof. Watch how they load the signs into the car and at 3:10 the leader confronts me and I expose her salary. She celebrated october 7th, and got paid to do it. Best of luck @LaynaLazar.
Community note
Layna Lazar (@LaynaLazar) has been wrongly tagged in this post and has nothing to do with the protests. The correct account is @layansima x.com/LaynaLazar/sta… x.com/NateFriedman97…
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I hope he is willing to work remotely
Iranian opposition sources report that Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected by Iran’s Assembly of Experts as the new Supreme Leader amid reported IRGC pressure.
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They skinned him on camera and sent the torture video to Reagan.
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This!
Do you notice that in every country Trump strikes, the people take to the streets to celebrate? It was the same in Venezuela as it is in Iran. Trump isn’t seeking world domination. He’s setting the captives free.
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This is 99% true, only exceptions are extreme lefties
Nobody ever fled capitalism for socialism. The boats always go one direction.
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Fantastic
Joseph Smith: The Prophet Revealed. I used his death mask, skull and Sutcliffe Maudsley drawings to build a 3D model, then rendered the likeness in Nano Banana, Photoshop, and Kling. Love him or hate him, this now exists (and I love it!)
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