Dragons ST, Spurs ST, USAP, Highlanders. Alt-Centrist. Sea Power, Metric, Courtney Barnett, Gorillaz, Stan Tracey, Art Pepper. English Teacher. Shanty singer.

Joined August 2009
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If you have both Python and Douglas Adams in you life, you can cope with most things. If youโ€™re a @dragonsrugby and @SpursOfficial supporter, you can cope with anything.
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My good mate Alex, the most proper of proper football men, has written what promises to be an excellent book. Sick of fans being blamed for everything bad that happens in football? This seeks to redress that balance. Pre-order for 20% off (I'm not being paid). Link below ๐Ÿ‘‡
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The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them ยฃ2,000 for a review. They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead ๐Ÿ˜†. Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
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Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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Replying to @SuellaBraverman
you left because having been fired twice for being incompetent it was pretty clear you had been found out.
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๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Pirates in the Port Shanty & Folk Festival is returning to Newport City Centre this weekend! ๐Ÿฆœ๐ŸŽถ Get more information here โ–ถ๏ธ shantywales.com
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If you are looking to have fun this weekend, pop into Newport City Centre - Pirates in the Port, Newportโ€™s own Shanty and Folk Festival, returning for its 2nd year. 50 bands playing in 19 city centre venues, starting at 11am Corn Exchange on Saturday. shantywales.com
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Key info All 19 venues and performances free of charge. Free kidsโ€™ pirate craft activities in the Riverfront Theatre from 11-4 on Saturday Raising money for SARA, Wales Air Ambulance n RNLI Festival merch inc Tshirts and kids pirate gear available from Corn Exchange.
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Wales is losing out on ยฃ5.8 BILLION because HS2 - a rail line from London to Birmingham - has been designated as an โ€˜England and Walesโ€™ project. Yes, you read that right. The people of Wales are done with being treated as second class citizens. tinyurl.com/3x5zw8nk
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Imagine spending your time organising a charity golf event, raising money, making people happy, then opening your phone to vile abuse from strangers. James Maddison is one of the few footballers who genuinely seems like a top person off the pitch. A role model, a family man, gives back to the community, and yet people still tear him down. Iโ€™m glad he is one of ours @Madders10 ๐Ÿค
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๐Ÿšจ SHOCKING โ€” These are the exact same Reform activists who flood X every day screaming, lecturing, and telling everyone how Britain should be runโ€ฆ Yet 24 hours after getting elected in Kirklees, they stand up in full council and admit: โ€œI donโ€™t understand the Constitutionโ€ฆ I donโ€™t understand standing ordersโ€ฆ I donโ€™t understand what an amendment is.โ€ Then they whine itโ€™s โ€œnot democraticโ€ they might vote on things they donโ€™t understand This is the terrifying danger of populist rage politics: loud online warriors with ZERO clue how to actually govern. Handing real power to people who donโ€™t even know where to start is how countries collapse. Watch this embarrassment ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡CC: @LesTrumpeter
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Our last away penalty was in 2023 and scored by Harry Kane. That is incredible.
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RT @WorleysCider: Hey @JeremyClarkson as a small agricultural business that depends on trading at small local events, itโ€™d be great if youโ€ฆ
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Scott Hastings was simply the loveliest man. Too sad.
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Well, that Express headline was always going to raise a few eyebrows!๐Ÿ˜ณ Starmer is responsible for embracing polygamy to appease Muslims, and so he's increasing their benefits?? That's the implication. After all, this "started in April", right? Wrong! ๐Ÿงต1/25
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Please repost if you agree that it would be extremely unwise for Labour to remove Keir Starmer right now
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This is what people voted for...fucking hell :D Bizarre moment Reform Councillor Kieran Lay, Thorne and Moorends Ward, asks Full Council for measures to monitor UFO activity as part of reopening Doncaster Sheffield Airport. Step 1- Work towards cutting council tax. Step 2- Set up a panel for UAP sightings. Couldn't make this up... #doncasterreform #reform
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