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What makes something or someone "far right"?
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Thanks, Dan. I needed the optimism this Monday morning.
We’ve lost Venezuela. We might lose Cuba. The condition of Palestine is desperate. Global climate action is dead. Technofascists are running everything. The US “left” is Magafied populist trash in possession of zero brain power.
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Is it professional for a “journalist” to speculate with political activists whether people on the other side of the issue do porn?
Apparently @craigharrisnews of @12News in Arizona thinks so.
He was also coordinating with lefty activists about where to be in the state capitol.
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If we win, we legally get to rename the nation Paragay.
Jun 12
JUST IN: T–7 hours until the USA kicks off its first match for the 2026 World Cup.
48% chance team USA defeats Paraguay.
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Jun 11
Why does every communist in the U.S. look like he just got done whoring at a truck stop?
Jun 11
Communism is the only effective ideology that can protect the working people of the world from the wealthy elites who are hoarding AI and automation resources.
When the uberwealthy are able to automate their businesses, do you think they’re just gonna pay you to stand around with your thumb in your ass?
I for one do not want to be a permanent underclass to Musk and Thiel.
But regardless, the fact that you resort to ad hominem non-sequiturs shows that you cannot backup your argument. Iran has done nothing wrong or immoral to justify American aggression against it. It’s not a bad thing that Iran funds resistance groups opposed to Israel. “Terrorism” isn’t inherently bad, it’s just a form of asymmetric warfare.
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It would probably help the Democrat staffers if they didn't look like such whiny phaggots.
Jun 11
After nearly two hours of taunting high school conservatives, Dem staffers say goodbye to them at the Congressional Baseball Game. #CBG26
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Jun 10
Quit replying to tweets from Graham Platner with pictures of Chris Hansen. You're scaring him.
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Jasmine Crockett is in a constant knife fight with Mazie Hirono for the coveted “dumbest skank in Congress” title.
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Jun 10
“Whoever did this…”
Lady, you downloaded the video when you stole it. You know who did it.
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Jun 10
So @RealCandaceO says my brain has been rotted by "Zionism" (spooooky!) Here's 5 minutes more of my "Zionism," which is code, I suspect, for "someone calling bullshit" on the grift.
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Our hearts go out to @jarvis_best.
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Nancy Mace gets trounced in South Carolina GOP gubernatorial primary after Trump endorsement snub trib.al/AAvuBtu
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Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"
Uh… don't murder?
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Jun 9
The reason that Republicans have not set up their own ballot harvesting operation is too long for a tweet, but here is the summary:
It is illegal to harvest ballots as a Republican. Not technically, but if you are GOP and you step out of line on even the smallest thing, they will put you in jail for 20 years.
Honest question. California's retarded electoral system has existed for 4 election cycles now including this one. Have any Republicans in the state even attempted to set up their own ballot harvesting network or do they just expect to play fair until somehow they win by accident?
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Does anyone else think the Democrat primary ballot in Maine looks a bit... familiar?
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Not if ballots from Los Angeles have anything to say about it
🚨 #BREAKING: Marco Rubio takes the lead in the 2028 U.S. Presidential Election odds — surpassing JD Vance for the first time ever.
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It is extremely important to the entire United States of America that tomorrow night at the Knicks game they show Trump on the big screen and everyone boos and then they immediately show Zohran on the big screen and everyone cheers. Please have this teed up @TheGarden
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At a Graham Platner rally in Portland.
“Would an Israeli flag tattoo be a deal breaker?”
“Honestly yeah, because I don’t support genocide.”
At this point the only thing that could hurt Platner with progressives is if it came out that he has a Star of David tattoo
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Jun 8
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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Going to be a real shame when all of those mail in ballots flip 89 seats this November for the midterms.
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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Jun 6
This is just James Comey with extra steps.
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