Show respect to all (smart) people, bow to none. Omnia reliquit servare rempublicam. Don't hate me cause you ain't me.
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You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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I am begging the internet to stop showing me "5-to-9 morning routines" where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and ice plunges before sunrise.
My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed. That’s it. That’s the routine.
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I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The pedophile party strikes again.
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This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today
(IG: Erosbrousson)
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I‘m currently going through my DMs here and the hospitality from Americans is INCREDIBLE 😳
The number of people who have invited me to their barbecues, offered to show me their cities, take me to sports events, on boat trips and even want to give me in their vacation homes (!!!) for a week…I am blown away.
Every single message means the world to me. This would never happen back home in Germany. Thank you USA 🇺🇸❤️
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Meet the 40-year-old goalkeeper who blanked Spain in Cape Verde’s historic draw. nbcnews.com/sports/soccer/vo…
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Damn Seattle is so ridiculous even the *BELGIANS* are mocking it. And they’re Belgian! They live in Belgium!
Seattle Police have set up a “Designated Protest Zone,” a small—I mean, really tiny—part of Occidental outside Lumen Field for the World Cup matches here.
Belgian fans are taking their pictures at it.
@thenewstribune
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Rock star, shining star. She's as talented as anyone with whom I've worked.
Personal news: In August, I'll officially join @TheAthletic as a full-time college sports writer.
After graduating from UCLA this weekend, I’m deeply grateful that what began as an internship 10 months ago will continue in a newsroom I’ve long admired.
Can't wait for you, NYC.
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i rode a yellow school bus to the world cup with Scotland fans
it was the experience of a lifetime
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Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈
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BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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Florida lifestyle? Liquid meth?
A Barron Trump-backed beverage company has officially launched its first product.
According to its website, Sollos is a a beverage brand "built around the Florida lifestyle" that was started by a group of "close friends ages 19-23 who grew up living in South Florida." bit.ly/3SbaXCD
📸 : Carlos Barria/Reuters
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Japan and the Netherlands ended in a 2-2 draw, and after the match Japanese fans stayed behind with trash bags to clean up the stadium.
There’s even a Japanese phrase for it:
立つ鳥跡を濁さず
“Tatsu tori ato wo nigosazu.”
A bird taking flight does not muddy the water it leaves behind. x.com/FOX4/status/2066283213…
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If true this is disastrous.
🇺🇸Trump's 'deal' to reopen the Strait of Hormuz reportedly will allow 🇮🇷Iran to charge fees for vessels passing through the Strait - in total contravention of UNCLOS norms.
For the next 60 days, Tehran will guarantee free passage through the strait, but then vessels will be required to pay tolls to cover "security and insurance services"
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The 29-year-old stepson of Norway's Crown Prince has been found guilty of rape and domestic violence, and sentenced to four years in prison.
An Oslo court convicted Marius Borg Hoiby of offences against two women - including on the Crown Prince's estate.
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