Laurie. Essex boy living in the shadow of Ezkaba. Musician. Dad. President of the so-called “tolerant” left. I like eating and reading.
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Today’s bagels. Unflavoured dough, 1:4 brown flour to white flour ratio. Glazed with a mix of treacle, honey, black pepper and a single egg. Mackerel pâté to fill.
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Manchester backstreets. Watercolour and charcoal.
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Unforgettable photofinish for the first pro victory for Liam Slock 😂🏆
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One of the most criminal excesses of Stephen “Stop That” Moffat that brushed an irreversible stink on this show for me was the constant fucking sobriquets; every 2 episode character gets called “the raggedy impossible centurion who waited” or some shit, out loud, in dialogue
I don't think I can manage today because my brain decided to remind me this Doctor Who line exists.
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Los sillines son plurales, de acuerdo a la singularidad del ciclista.
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Please pay a graphic designer and stop using chat gpt for your event flyers 😭
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1️⃣ Tú no vas a investigar nada. Lo harán los órganos competentes, que decidirán algo que tú ya das por sentado, que es la culpabilidad de alguien. Luego pedimos respeto a la presunción de inocencia en otros ámbitos…
2️⃣ El derecho a manifestarse no es absoluto. Es mentira lo de que está por encima de cualquier otra circunstancia. La seguridad es para todos. Y sobre todo si se está poniendo en riesgo vidas propias y ajenas cortando el tráfico.
3️⃣ El trabajo de la Policía no se empaña. Está muy por encima de cargos políticos como tú, que corres a sacar pecho con nuestros éxitos en ruedas de prensa pero tardas ‘cero coma’ en juzgar y sentenciar. ¿Quizás porque en 2027 hay elecciones municipales?
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La actuación policial debe regirse por los principios de congruencia, oportunidad y proporcionalidad (L.O. 2/1986 de FCSE) y por una intervención gradual y proporcionada (L.O. 4/2015).
Un empujón violento por la espalda a una mujer es desproporcionado e injustificable.
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“Best team in England” has never beaten Maldon & Tiptree FC btw
May 31
To see Spurs and Chelsea fans mocking Arsenal after the seasons they had is beyond parody. We’re the best team in England, and the second best team in Europe. You lot are global laughing stocks.
So pipe down, you wastrels. 🤣
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My story for @ObserverUK:
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I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Arsenal have had the worst season of any club in the top eight tiers of the English football pyramid. Keeping them in my thoughts today.
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Stayed up beyond my SDRB (self-determined reasonable bedtime) to read every last word of this, as should you. Essential and sensitive reporting.
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In November 2023, police found the decayed corpse of Tracey Turnell in Walthamstow Market.
She had no phone, job, passport, friends or lovers. There wasn’t a single photo of her.
I pieced together who she was and who was responsible for @_TheLondoner
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Bad Arsenal can’t win a tournament outside of little England, is it?
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Technological progress — valuable in itself — requires careful discernment of the anthropological vision that guides it and the ends it pursues. If technological development advances without a corresponding ethical and social progress, the result may be an increase in means without a growth in humanity: “having more” without “being more.” There is a risk that individuals will be evaluated principally according to the outcomes they produce. #MagnificaHumanitas
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“Chazelle was 29 when he made Whiplash” in this fucking list
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Spielberg was 26-27 when he made Jaws
Raimi was 21 when he made Evil Dead
PTA was 26 when he made Boogie Nights
Chazelle was 29 when he made Whiplash
Cameron was 29 when he made Terminator
Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane
Singleton was 23 when he made Boyz n the Hood
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Both Arsenal and Tottenham avoid relegation this season - news to make any North London football fan’s day!
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Mighty Tottenham Hotspurs emphatically join the elite club of only 17 teams not to be relegated from the Premier League this season, emphatically. Proud to be a Hottie.
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Arsenal champions of England (not even a full sovereign state), Villa champions of the *entire continent*: guess about whom more noise whom is being made about whom? 😮💨
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Awful linguistic analysis. Complicated IS an adjective, and past participles do not necessarily express one having been object of an action; to be “experienced”, for example, is not to say that someone or something has _experienced_ you. See: cultured, detailed, complicated…
Here’s the issue:
polytropos is an adjective, complicated not only is not an adjective, it is not a present particle, it is past particle!
This is an essential meaning shift. Going from something that characterises you to something that has happened to you. From something
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Haruomi Hosono’s 23rd album, and the first in seven years, Yours Sincerely is out September 11, 2026.
細野晴臣、23枚目の新作アルバム『Yours Sincerely』を2026年9月11日(金)リリース。
🇯🇵予約受付: haruomihosono.lnk.to/sNdyo5
🌍Pre-order: ghostly.lnk.to/haruomi-hoson…
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