entangled quantumly with George Eliot, among others
Joined February 2009
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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.
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21 Feb 2025
(Answering my phone in a public lecture) hi mum. Substance dualism. Yeah two kinds of stuff that's right. No I don't know how they interact. He hasn't said yet. I will. I'll ask him about panpsychism. I know. Monism is more elegant. I know that mum. I know qualia are real
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27 Jan 2025
“Now the world…shall know pain”
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21 Jun 2010
I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.
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16 Jan 2025
David Lynch has reasonable claim to being the most important American director since 1950. moreover, his movies felt like they were made just for you, no matter who you were. They whispered secrets no one else knew. At one point, everybody’s favorite director was David Lynch.
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27 Nov 2024
Still a good boy after two thousand years. A Roman marble head of a loyal hound, gazing up at his master.
2nd century AD, Bonhams Antiquities, December 2024.
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JULIAN WAYSER retweeted
3 Nov 2024
you’re not fooling anyone
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JULIAN WAYSER retweeted
30 Oct 2024
A Russian court has ruled that Google, $GOOGL, owes Russian media stations around $20 decillion ($20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) in fines for blocking their content, per the Register.
Google would have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow.
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JULIAN WAYSER retweeted
24 Sep 2024
‘PADDINGTON 3’ is influenced by Werner Herzog’s ‘AGUIRRE, THE WRATH OF GOD’ and ‘FITZCARRALDO’
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RT @nypost: Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters trib.al/XnhiSan t.co/FM6U0wwe…
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10 Sep 2024
Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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JULIAN WAYSER retweeted
4 Sep 2024
Conservative pop historian: “Churchill was the bad guy in WWII”
Liberal pop historian: “Fuck off nazi”
Leftist pop historian *crashing through brick wall* “ITS NUANCE TIME”
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2 Sep 2024
Klimt Eastwood.
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28 Aug 2024
"An 88-year-old Italian woman who got lost in the forest while looking for mushrooms survived for 4 days by drinking rainwater from puddles, reciting the rosary and talking to a fox"
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