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His cocaine prosthesis is gonna pop out soon Just watch .. 👀👀 Zoom in on his mouth as he speaks It’s so noticeable now. If I can see that thing so can other world leaders The smell around him must be rank. 🤢

Ouch! Have you seen missing child Maddison, aged 11? Maddison is missing from Northampton and was last seen in the Northampton area at 20:00 hours on 16th, June 2026. When Maddison was last seen, she was wearing a white top, light pink skirt and had black and white trainers. She also has a pink and white bicycle. Maddison is 4ft, of slim build, and has brown/ginger hair. If you have seen Maddison or have information about where she is, please call us on 999 quoting missing person reference NP-20260616-0677. You can also report a sighting of a missing person on our website here: orlo.uk/0kFrc Maddison, if you see this appeal, please get in touch with us as soon as possible. You're not in trouble, we just need to make sure you are OK.

🤣#footballchants

The patriarchy has built itself into the AI… #misogyny #womensrights

This is a fascinating and detailed investigation into the arson attack on Keir Starmer’s house - for which two men with Ukrainian links were found guilty at the Old Bailey yesterday. It shows how the attacks were just one part of an extensive campaign of sabotage, provocation and lies leading all the way to the Russian state - which included attempts to divide British communities and smear the PM. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r2…

2 yrs ago when I had surgery for cancer, the lady in the next bed was visited by a hospital administrator she had not met before, not her doctor, who stood at the end of her bed and said she had no option but to have MAID. The woman said “Absolutely not! I plan to get up and dance again”. The administrator then started to argue with her saying she had no choice but MAID without explaining why. The woman said “Well I’ll talk to my family when they come on Monday.” The administrator replied “They’re coming on Monday? Good, I’ll talk to them”. She headed off the family on Monday before they saw her and they came to our room primed to convince her she had to have MAID according to the hospital. She then argued with the family that she didn’t want it. During the day she was firm but at night when they weren’t there she cried. Ultimately they convinced her and started preparing a party for her to say goodbye to all her friends. So sad. And it has made me more skeptical about MAID procedures.

I walked into a Japanese pharmacy at 2pm feeling like it was 3am and my body was filing a formal complaint. The pharmacist was a small serious man who gave off the immediate energy of someone who had never misdiagnosed anything in his life. Me: I need something for jet lag. He nodded, Pulled out a chart. An actual laminated chart, with a tiny human diagram on it. He placed it on the counter and slid it toward me with both hands like he was presenting evidence. Pharmacist: Where do you feel tired? I looked at the tiny human diagram, looked at him, looked back at the diagram. Then I pointed at the whole thing. Every part. Head to toe, full coverage. He studied my pointing very seriously, like I had given him meaningful clinical data. Nodded slowly. Then he asked me what time my body thought it was. Me: Somewhere between 3am and a personal crisis. He wrote something down, i don't know what he wrote. But he wrote it with conviction. Then he looked up. Pharmacist: I understand. Pause. Pharmacist: Your inside clock is protesting. I stared at him. Me: ...yes. Pharmacist: The body does not like to be confused about time. Me: Neither do I honestly. Pharmacist: You and your body are having a disagreement. Me: We are. Pharmacist: About what time it is. Me: Correct. He nodded again like we had reached a diagnosis together as a team. Then turned around and started pulling things off the shelf with the focused energy of a man who had treated many confused foreign bodies before mine and would treat many after. He came back with three items. Placed them on the counter one by one. Explained each one in careful English. This one is for the protest. This one is for the sleep. This one is for the mood. Me: The mood? Pharmacist: Jet lag makes people sad sometimes. Me: "That's just life. He considered that for a moment. Then added a fourth item. Me: What's that one. Pharmacist: Also for the mood. I paid without asking further questions. Took all four things. Followed every instruction. Slept for nine hours that night. Woke up feeling like a functioning human being for the first time in four days. I don't know what was in those four items. I don't know what he wrote on that chart. But somewhere in Tokyo there's a pharmacist who took one look at a destroyed foreigner pointing at a tiny human diagram... diagnosed him with an inside clock protest... and fixed him completely. Japanese healthcare understood me better than I understand myself. What's the most accidentally accurate thing someone has ever said to describe exactly how you were feeling?

When I was 6 years old, Israel dropped bombs disguised as toys on us in Lebanon. New report reveals that Israel left behind bombs disguised as toys in Gaza. Today, a cluster bomb shaped like a small football found in South Lebanon. But keep talking about Israel not targeting children.

Billionaires, tech oligarchs, Trump officials, and foreign government officials attending a secretive summit to learn cult building, prepping for World War 3, and sex tips, should be getting attention — especially since no one from the Epstein files has faced justice.

Leicestershire County Council has found that JCB's pothole machine is not economically viable. I think they will find that it becomes viable when you look at JCB's £200,000 donation to Reform rather than at the extra cost to council tax payers.

NEW: Nigel Farage has broken UK company law, it has emerged after the MP received an undisclosed £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire thenational.scot/news/262007…

Great to see old traditions being kept alive, I watched this last night up the road from where I live, there were other morris dancers but I chose this short clip because it is their interpretation of starling murmurations #Somersettraditions

Another one bites the dust ‘I couldn’t take it anymore’: Deputy Reform UK leader leaves ‘toxic’ party Cllr Robbie Lammas said disorganisation, in-fighting, and incompetence “at every level” has forced him to leave the party. kentonline.co.uk/medway/news…

This @barrydistrict story is an embarrassment to journalism. Readers are told a "woman" masturbated in front of nurses. They are then told the prosecutor said: "The defendant put her hands down her leggings to the groin area. Staff could see that she had her penis in her hand and that her hand was moving up and down." "Her penis." To be fair to the reporter, he is accurately reporting what was said in court. But that means the pronouns change from female to male halfway through the story. And journalism is supposed to help readers understand what happened by reporting material facts clearly and accurately. Not require them to perform mental gymnastics in order to make sense of the story. This kind of reporting is confusing, absurd and frankly beneath the standards journalism should aspire to. And it shows exactly what happens when gender ideology is allowed to dictate public life - including the legal system and the media. Link in comments 👇

😂😂😂 #WorldCupHighlights

When Starmer took a few pairs of specs and business suits, Chris Mason and his team virtually camped in Downing St for days. Fa Rage's £5m grift from a crypto king who wants the crypto market deregulated is NOT even news to the BBC!

One thing, they should be doing this at dusk because hydrogen breaks down in sunlight. Another thing is, they're using 12% hydrogen peroxide. They'll need 4,558 gallons to shock the algae into dying. They're going to go through 4,558 bottles of this, & it still won't work. 🌞👈

I’ve not suffered such disappointed in a very long time.

The British Hedgehog Preservation Society used to make club ties with little hedgehogs on them. My favorite animal-related ties are from Chipp Neckwear, which are made in New York. They have one with a cat climbing on top of a man's head, as well as ties with various dog breeds