fear today, pawn tomorrow. cajun yankee in emergency med. I keep my standards low. you’re welcome.
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that’s like the time that the current governor of New York said, “Right now, we have young Black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word 'computer' is.”
Yes, Kathy Hochul said this.
Hillary Clinton: "Republicans are trying to demand forms of identification that most people don't have."
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yeah. I have to say yeah, bc america is the place where you come to acclimate and enjoy your freedom of religion, regardless of your religion. it’s not the place to come if your goal is to make everyone else adhere to the rules of your religion.
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this idea is so nauseating (and seemingly real) that it almost requires dramamine
Jun 13
Ariana Grande’s brother and ex-boyfriend look so much alike that a psychiatrist like Sigmund Freud would have a field day figuring it out.
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eww. wtf. i don’t ever want an ad from a congressperson. what tf is even happening
Jun 3
I wore this hat through the airport and got three “heck yeahs,” one fist bump, and a dirty look from a guy in skinny jeans. That’s how I knew we had somethin’ special. 🇺🇸 My “Dadgum Patriot” hat is available for a LIMITED TIME! Claim yours now!
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no one really did, though. she’s just another nepo babe who played herself in movies and used politics to prove to daddy that she mattered. she doesn’t
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’s like when people who cover their faces in tattoos claim to not give af
like, stop, you give wayyyy too many phx
Jun 12
Liberal man with Septum Ring says “Hey MAGA, you wouldn't say that septum ring sh*t to MY FACE”
What is your response to him?
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why lourdes and rocco have opted out of being blue ivies
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it’s okay. he wanted to be jack black but the name was already taken
Jun 11
Musician Jack White:"MAGA, don’t even think about listening to my music, you fascists.”
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keep in mind he grew up in new orleans (as did i) very affluently and is married to a white dude.
Don Lemon: "We live in an America of cancel culture, and it is the cancel culture on the right now that is leading the charge."
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despite my laughing my ass off at the narration, please stay safe. this is not a safe space.
Jun 10
This is the Marengo Warehouse in Indiana
The entire facility is built into a mountain and is underground
The place is huge, it’s nearly 4 million square feet of excavated space with multiple warehouses
The Department of War uses this facility for storing MREs. It’s also used for storing items for growing crops, tires and more
There is 24 hour security and inventory control
Underground facilities used to be “conspiracy theories” but no, they’re real
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he’s like the brave guy straddling a barbed wire fence. sometimes that scht hurts. but he’s tryna ride that bull and no one is sure where he’s landing yet
Jun 10
Bill Maher: "That is my single biggest issue with the Left: they won’t talk to people — including me! And the Republicans, they definitely are better at like, 'Well, we’ll talk.'"
Thoughts?
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[slow blink]
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[snicker] where do you find this shit. it’s giving me ray-gun kangaroo vibes
You’ve heard of Hobby Horsing, now witness the new and competitive sport of Synchronized Walking.
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Jun 9
Stephen A Smith responds to Trump calling him a low IQ,
You wanna talk about IQ, I could say I could put my IQ against yours, I got something even better I could ask you.. You been running from me for the last year since I asked you to talk to me.
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how embarrassed is orlando bloom right now. and russell brand. i’d say say “and canada” but there’s zero shame there
Jun 9
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau put on loved up display as they make their red carpet debut as a couple.
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yeah, we know the drill, kristen
Jun 8
Why would anyone consider this hysterical propagandist a “journalist?”
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it’s his cracky nudes, though, that matter. they’re like the pat nagels of the 2020s
Hunter Biden asks the most profound question that has echoed since the dawn of time:
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i feel like he might be gayer than colbert. is that even a thing
Jun 9
Andy Cohen is all for casting a transgender ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo — under one condition trib.al/tlb19In
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