News director for @NZStuff. ‘I do occasionally experiment with editing.’
Joined February 2009
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I have never tweeted something worth pinning. Unless...
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Jan 11
they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.
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26 Sep 2025
Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.
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4 Feb 2025
Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.
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2 Feb 2025
Woj is sleeping right now and living right.
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17 Dec 2024
Not surprising at all that Hadlee is making the Southee farewell a #statchat... and I'm here for it!
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5 Dec 2024
I don’t watch a lot of NBL, but is the music always BLASTING during gameplay like this? Peak DJ A-Hole. It’s almost unwatchable/unlistenable.
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3 Dec 2024
Look, it’s just a coincidence between duopoly rivals, sent a few minutes apart, OK?
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22 Nov 2024
I’d avoid any Lower Hutt to Wellington trips for a bit. We were going the other way and traffic was backed up from Ngauranga to the Dowse interchange.
UPDATE 12:10PM
Traffic continues to build quickly causing DELAYS of up to 30 minutes as the left lane remains BLOCKED. ^EH
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21 Nov 2024
Apropos of nothing, my mind just realised that tennis' former big four (Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray) all came from countries starting with 'S'. That's it, only invest in 'S' countries. Slovenia, Samoa, Senegal, you're all next!
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16 Nov 2024
Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next
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3 Nov 2024
I love how we went full Ewing Theory to win the best test series ever! Hope he enjoyed watching it at home! #INDvNZ
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3 Nov 2024
To be clear, I meant I hope Kane Williamson enjoyed watching it, not Patrick Ewing. Although, he was born in Jamaica, so he may be a Black Caps fan!
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26 Oct 2024
I don’t know much about baseball, but this was ridiculous!
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17 Oct 2024
Just made a Vine reference to a coworker that he didn’t get bc he’s too young.
Is this how I’ve made you all feel this whole time? This is awful. I am in agony.
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