American, trial attorney specializing in civil rights, art lover, embracer of irreverent humor, global trekker

Joined April 2012
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Can we all just admit who the real screw worms are now?
24 Jun 2025
A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. newsmax.com/platinum/screwwo…
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Just finished the first meeting with my team. I am glad, just as you are, to have Billy back on campus! This is a great group of guys who will play for one another (because thats who they are), ultra competitive, with a will to win. If we are not a great defensive team I haven’t done my job! We are physical, should be a great shot blocking team (at all 5 positions) and we have dogs! LETS GOOO
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C C Music Factory could win at TicTakToe.
LOL: Bret Michaels just dropped out of Trump’s concert in DC this summer. Only 3 out of the original 9 featured performers remain with many of them saying they were lied to about the event. Everyone hates Trump.
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The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!
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speed. he. is. speed.
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I am the former Director of the MIT Media Lab's Digital Currency Initiative. In 2015, the Bitcoin Foundation went bankrupt. The developers who maintained Bitcoin's code needed to be paid. Someone had to step in. Jeffrey Epstein stepped in. Through me. He donated $525,000 to my initiative. I used the money to hire the core developers. Gavin Andresen. Wladimir van der Laan. Cory Fields. The people who write Bitcoin's code. I emailed Jeffrey to thank him. "This is a big win for us," I said. "Used gift funds to underwrite this which allowed us to move quickly and win this round. Thanks." That was 2015. Jeffrey had been convicted in 2008. Of procuring a child for prostitution. Everyone knew. We took the money anyway. At the time, Bitcoin had 12,000 code commits. Today it has 47,583. That means 75% of Bitcoin's code was written after Jeffrey became our benefactor. Someone asked if this was a problem. I said: "We moved quickly." Moving quickly was important. Ethics reviews are slow. When the Bitcoin Foundation collapsed, many organizations tried to "take control" of the developers. We won. With Jeffrey's money. Jeffrey was fascinated by Bitcoin. He wanted to meet the developers. In 2011, he emailed Gavin Andresen directly. "The idea is great, the execution as you are now aware has some serious risks," he said. He wanted to discuss the risks. In person. At Harvard. Gavin said no. He was busy. Jeffrey emailed Amir Taaki. "The Bitcoin idea is brilliant, but I suggest it has some serious downsides. Please call my NY office." He wanted to discuss the downsides. The downsides were not specified. In 2015, I suggested Jeffrey meet with Adam Back. Adam Back invented proof-of-work. The algorithm cited in Satoshi Nakamoto's original whitepaper. Adam and his Blockstream co-founder tried to schedule a trip to St. Thomas. To meet Jeffrey. St. Thomas is six miles from Little Saint James. Jeffrey's island. "Great," Jeffrey replied. "You will need to fly to st thomas. just let me know times. looking foward to it." He was looking forward to it. Jeremy Rubin reached out to Jeffrey in 2015. "I was wondering if you would be interested in financing my continued research," he said. "I'd also love to learn more from you about how financial markets really work and build some of my own 'exploits.'" Exploits. Jeffrey offered him options. "One, you can merely work for me, salary. Two, start a company, hire others, I make an investment. Three, do research. I can easily pay your tuition." Very generous. By 2018, Jeremy was pitching Jeffrey on crypto investments. Including Layer 1, a Bitcoin mining firm. Jeffrey was cautious. "I am more than happy to fund things but as I am high profile, it can't be questionable ethics," he said. "Their deal is to pump the currency, it is dangerous." He was concerned about questionable ethics. In 2016, Jeffrey claimed he had spoken directly with Bitcoin's creators. Plural. He wanted to build a Sharia-compliant cryptocurrency. He said he had connections. Someone asked this week if Jeffrey was Satoshi Nakamoto. A viral email claimed he was. The email was fake. But the funding was real. The meetings were real. The conversations were real. The 75% of Bitcoin's code written after his involvement is real. A crypto investor said it best. "We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick." He's not wrong. Every Bitcoin transaction since 2015 has indirectly supported the infrastructure Jeffrey helped build. The infrastructure I helped him build. With his money. After his conviction. I resigned from MIT in 2019. After the story came out. After Jeffrey died. After it was too late. Someone asked why we took money from a convicted sex offender. I said we moved quickly. We won that round. Anyway, this is a big win for decentralization!
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This is a joke. This user posts satirical content, and he was not actually the “Director of MIT Media Lab’s Digital Currency Initiative”. A link containing a list of their alumni is provided here. dci.mit.edu/people x.com/gothburz/statu… x.com/gothburz/statu…
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Perfection.
Here’s a useful reminder of what our federal courts SHOULD be doing to uphold our constitutional traditions: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Usually excited about a @memgrizz game on MLK. It’s the most uniting experience the Grizz offer outside of playoffs. Maybe next year…
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I’ve never seen a fan base so united as this @HunterYurachek. Read the room.
Welcome Coach Silverfield, Katie, Celicia and Adeline to the Razorback Family.
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Hearing there is a protest at noon in front of the Jones Center. Need everyone there 👀
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When I earned my commission in the United States Navy, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution, and I lived that oath for 26 years. I flew reconnaissance missions during the Cold War, supported combat operations in Desert Storm, and advised senior leaders in Washington, London, and NATO on some of the toughest security challenges of our time. My service began rescuing Cubans fleeing Castro’s dictatorship, and it carried me across the Pacific, Europe, and the Middle East, often into situations where failure meant certain death. I’ve watched Soviet warships shadow us at sea. I’ve flown long, dangerous missions over unstable regions. I’ve strengthened America’s border security and used declassified space technology to help civilian agencies safeguard our nation and advance our scientific research. I’ve carried out humanitarian missions in Ukraine and seen firsthand the brutality of Putin’s authoritarian war. So when I see Hegseth and Trump threaten military members of Congress, saying we should be arrested or killed for honoring their oath, I have one thing to say: I’d like to see you try. We’ve faced adversaries far more dangerous, and far more competent than the two of you combined. Your desperation and ignorance reek of fear - and real soldiers can smell fear a mile away. Our oath is our compass. Full stop.
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Like clockwork
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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22 Aug 2025
powell: we might do something maybe crypto:
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Did Tulsi Gabbard intentionally misread a 2016 intel brief to claim Obama faked Russian election interference? It appears so. The brief only said no vote tampering. That's exactly what Obama stated. Her “conspiracy” doesn’t hold up. 🧵 1/8
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Bonk ftw.
17 Jul 2025
Should I launch on @pumpdotfun or @bonkfun ? Hey @SolportTom are there any @bonk_inu streamers yet? x.com/i/broadcasts/1yoJMoZLE…
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But, it’s got electrolytes.
We are living in the dumbest timeline humanly possible.
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Minting NFTs is a vibe I’ve missed!
6 Jul 2025
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6 Jul 2025
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