Stand-up comedian, script writer, and copywriter as funny as she is tall- kind of, for a girl. Writer @WGAeast 🏳️🌈
Joined February 2013
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1 Jun 2023
If you’re going to use AI to generate something as personal as accepting folx for who they are during Pride, you are more of a tool than #ChatGPT is 🥸
If you want to be supportive, be genuine.
#ai #pridemonth #rainbowcapitalism #genuine #lgbtq #pridemonth2023 #lesbian
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1 Jun 2023
Ever since we watched rewatched @thehills when I tell @Ivy_Mitchell to make a wish at 11:11 she says “I wish Whitney well” @whitneyEVEport
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You guys.. 💋
Wishing you a happy Passover and Easter week! ❤️
I hope you don’t mind the noise..
Turkey 🦜 and Chicken 🦜 are being dramatic for the camera lol. ❤️👸💋
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29 Mar 2023
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13 Mar 2023
I can’t imagine a lovelier life than being born an Avett Brother’s child. Imagine any of those boys as your father/uncle 😭
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10 Mar 2023
My version of the Kardashian’s is Irwin’s and my Real Housewives is The Queen of Versailles
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3 Mar 2023
People try to skip past the way they hurt you while blaming you for being unable to move on as if they didn’t take a fat dump on the path forward.
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2 Mar 2023
When you ask for help with unemployment in Georgia the auto reply email still talks about PUA as if that didn’t end almost 2 years ago 😅
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2 Mar 2023
THEY FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE ESCALATORS AT THE BANK VAULT WALGREENS IN WICKER 😭😭😭😭
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2 Mar 2023
If Atlanta builds one more food hall full of $18 tacos I swear to mf god
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24 Feb 2023
I had to wait 3 months to qualify for health insurance at my job but once I got let go, those benefits disappeared after 2 weeks. I’d write a joke about it but it already is one 🙃
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23 Feb 2023
A lawyer in Florida is arguing that an incarcerated pregnant woman's fetus hasn't committed any crimes and is being illegally detained, which endangers the health of the unborn child, therefore the woman should be released until the baby is born.
Let the mental gymnastics begin.
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17 Feb 2023
I’ll never forgive my parents for not spending $19.95 on one of these for me 😭😭😭
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14 Feb 2023
On Valentines Day 8 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for Delta flight attendant. This isn’t us
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14 Feb 2023
If she had only retired four years ago, though, moments like this could have been avoided 👀
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12 Feb 2023
when you see this and then look at the other “publicly funded” high schools in indianapolis, you realize just how blatantly racist indiana is
10 Feb 2023
This tour of Carmel High School is going viral on Tik Tok.
America cannot believe how big it is 💀
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13 Feb 2023
Aw, looks like the former owners of my new apartment loved Christmas
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