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A nation psychologically incapable of being a bit like everywhere else
Jun 13
World Cup tourists in NYC really have no idea what they’re about to witness if the Knicks win tonight…..
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ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
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Martin Experience at left back for Haiti - one of them names Bob Mortimer comes up with on Would I Lie To You.
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I really love this insanely unnecessary thing on the BBC website. I've always wanted to live in Scott McTominay's eyes
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No way is Kenny Dalglish 31,103 years old
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At 31 years, 238 days old, John McGinn is the oldest men’s player to score for Scotland at the World Cup, surpassing Kenny Dalglish (31,103) vs. New Zealand in 1982.🏴
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When is the last time a politician in the UK did something that even just made you think 'Oh, that's quite nice'.
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Jun 13
I like this slightly weird angle of Danny Murphy that makes him look like The Brain
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25 Nov 2022
Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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Jun 12
fucking america man. 3 years of fresh italian produce and the poor lad has one taste of yank food and is shitting rings round himself
Jun 12
Scotland midfielder Scott McTominay was not on the team bus as it arrived at their hotel in Boston after missing Thursday's training session because of an upset stomach.
The 29-year-old made his own onward journey with a doctor in what is believed to be a precautionary measure.
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Jun 12
An incredible mind
Jun 12
Surely Canada barring an actual player from Ghana will spark the same amount of outrage from sports media that the US denying entry to the Somalian referee did, right?
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Jun 12
I know everyone gets defensive in weird ways, but the furious way Americans defend car parks is the funniest
do americans know that car parks can go upwards?
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Jun 12
“But tailgating is incredible!”
Okay! But what if you could do it not in a carpark
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