I sometimes have strange thoughts, many of which probably shouldn't be shared. But I do it anyway...
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6 Aug 2016
Two words that should have never gone together: urinal cake.
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5 Aug 2016
The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.
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WisdomOfAPerv retweeted
31 Dec 2015
The irony with having gold teeth is that they make you look like there's no way you can afford to have gold teeth
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8 Jul 2016
The latest @AdlibPodcast with @ohmyyeosh @JonRuhff & yours truly @RockSolidBWalk ...
"Soy Burgers & Mr. Crapknuckle"
adlibpodcast.com/
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WisdomOfAPerv retweeted
1 Jul 2016
Doctor: "Drink lots of fluids."
Me: "Done."
Doctor: "Abstain from alcohol."
Me: "Well, which is it because I can't do both!"
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28 Jun 2016
"@AnOrangeSNES: A woodpecker is both a bird and what an unfortunate pirate has in his pants." @allwayswrite
Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own onion.com/291QJ45
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WisdomOfAPerv retweeted
28 Jun 2016
BREAKING: A massive piece of garbage talking trash in front of a giant pile of rubbish. #TrumpSpeech #Trump2016
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28 Jun 2016
Overheard at the bar: Masturbation Isn't the shameful thing we were told it was when we were losing track meets & chess matches.