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12 Jun 2021
In my 33 years of spreadsheet use, I have not once referenced the sheet name in a cell reference within the same sheet. If #Excel adds it during the formula creation, I always edit it out.
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1 Jan 2020
First thing I did in Excel in 2020: Mistakenly tried to create a chart from 970k rows of data. Second thing I did:
Same again. #squadgoals
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28 Nov 2019
He was sacked twice for lying. So when he says he has never lied, he’s literally lying.
28 Nov 2019
WATCH: “Can you look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never lied in your political career?”
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14 Apr 2019
Bond: 'Do you expect me to talk?
[Bond looks at camera.] He's going to say he expects me to die.'
Blofeld: 'No Mr Bond I expect you to die!
Bond: [still looking at camera] 'Told you.'
14 Apr 2019
Phoebe Waller-Bridge brought in to liven up new Bond script theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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1 Jan 2019
01/01/2019 09:37:
Typed 31/12 into Excel and got a 2019 date while expecting a 2018 one.
The frustrations of a new year.
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12 Oct 2018
23 July 1986, Britain's Prince Andrew married Sarah Ferguson at Westminster Abbey. The ceremony was televised to 500 million people. #RoyalWedding
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15 Aug 2018
Oh shut up a your face....
15 Aug 2018
As the world's most liveable city is named as Vienna, organisers say there’s been a mistake and it's actually been pipped to number 1 by Joe Dolce.
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15 Aug 2018
As the world's most liveable city is named as Vienna, organisers say there’s been a mistake and it's actually been pipped to number 1 by Joe Dolce.
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23 Jun 2018
'My friend is going to south-west France to participate in the World Twanging-A-Ruler-On-Edge-Of-A-Desk Championship.'
'Dordogne?'
'Exactly.'
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4 May 2018
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29 Apr 2018
Use two spaces after a full-stop to ease readability says an article using... you've guessed it, one space after each full-stop link.springer.com/article/10… #DoAsISay
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19 Apr 2018
The Galton Machine shows order from randomness. Each ball bounces left or right at random, 12 times, but together where they fall can be predicted - the normal distribution. This one made by: galtonboard.com/
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6 Nov 2017
Any sanctions imposed against Kim Jong-un are a Korea-limiting move.
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19 Oct 2017
.@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
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11 Oct 2017
Faster than the speed of sound: we are the only jet engine maker with Civil Supersonic airliner experience #NBAA17
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